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Movie and Show Lines

these are lines from movies, shows, and cartacters from tv. some of them are good lines to remember and some are funny. if you don't think that they are funny there is probably a story that goes with it. anyway- enjoy!!!

"goats" -from 13 ghosts

"did i say there was a petting zoo downstairs- no!" -from 13 ghosts

"move children!" -from signs

"with bubbles???" -from er

"the sight of young lovers never fails to make me sick" -norm peterson

"yeah, yeah, you took real good care of that august kid. that's for sure." -willy wonka and the chocolate factory

"bull" "no roast beef" -willy wonka and the chocolate factory

"no salt, no salt in the margarita" -office space

"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm,is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -cliff clavin

"play the song you wrote that made me fall in love with you... no not that one" -mr. holland's opus

"i don't want to have to kill you!" -steel magnolias

"what does that have to do with the price of eggs?" -while you were sleeping

"he chose poorly" -indiana jones and the last crusade

"quirky and weird are two very different things" -runaway bride

"looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket" -steel magnolias

"do you ever wish that you could freeze frame one moment of your day, look at it, and say...this is not my life" -mrs. doubtfire

"a gold medal is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without it you'll never be enough with it" -cool runnings

"all reds!" -ocean's eleven

"as we grow old it's hard for us to just believe. it's not that we don't want to, it's just that too much has happened and we can't" -now and then

"bless us oh lord for these thy gifts which we are about to recieve, and yeh though i walk through the valley of the shadow of no food i will fear no hunger. we want you to give us this day our daily bread, and to the rebuplic for which it stands, and by the power vested in me i pronounce us ready to eat. amen" -sister act

"did anyone order me a plain cheese???" -home alone

"do i have a coaster stuck to my butt or somethin'?" -hope floats

"fuller- go easy on the pepsi!!!" -home alone

"good night dear void" -you've got mail

"i don't believe in a house with this many people there's no shampoo"

"i'm still here, talk to me" -you've got mail

"it rains nine months of the year in seattle" -sleepless in seattle

"say goodnight kevin" "goodnight kevin" -home alone

"too late i'm in the forties- got to go around the horn!" -toy story 2

"...like you know a good melon" -when harry met sally

"all for one, and one for all" -now and then

"there's no place like home!!!" -wizard of oz

"the world theory!!!" -seinfeld