What do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs? Sparky
What do you call a plumber with no arms and no legs? Wet
What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window? Curt n' Rod
What was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fire? Bernie
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under? Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under? Douglas
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no torso? Dick
What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base
What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals? Stu
What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce? Barb
What was the name of the limbless guy that worked at the soda plant? Tab
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium? Mike
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car? Jack
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box? Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach? Sandy
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank? Rob
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt road? Dusty
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor? Mark
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence? Homer
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill? Frank
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill? Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves? Russell
