"it's hot in the tunnel" -me
"there are catholics in malaysia" -a senior in high school
"uncomfortability" -steve
"at least valentine's day is good for one thing- a lot of blind date episodes" -me
"sorry if i'm not cinderella" -jody
"why should i care about this?" -me
"the library has porn for chinese americans" -em-dawg
"there are apples on the moon" -jody
"vampires make people happy" -me
"i can steal alcohol from my grandma" -little amber
"dude, it's 8:30" -peggy
"freedom is a grand and glorious thing!" -me
"you should not have to go to the woods to be loud" -everyone except norm
"sometimes people need to leave" -me
"freedom!" -me
"i'm a dog dressed up like a tiger- ruff!" -a little girl on halloween
"this is not a zoo!" -me
"contents under pressure" -me
"bill called me" -me
"marinated porn" -peggy
"argueing on the internet is like winning the gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarded" -em-dawg's bro
"i can't breathe out of one of my noses" -jody
"burner's on but it ain't smokin yet" -peggy
"i like the beep of the onion" -me
"turn that smile upside down" -me
"it's your birthday and you can puke if you want to" -me
"wings" -em-dawg
"that's a little boy's name peggy" -amanda brown hair
"i'm a monkey, i'm a monkey" -peggy
"i want to be black for a week" -anne
"pick up please" -son of jack
"arguahhhsdhghghroahrgha" -em-dawg
"want to hear a joke?" -jough
"non-regeneratable" -morganna
"you have money and then you die" -neighbor amy
"once they start speaking german you know it's all coming to an end" -jody
"i hate you all" -me, maria
"ooooooooooooo k" -the coalition
"i love black people movies" -anne
"no one really knows anything about nothing" -jess
"not if you have a get out of jail free card" -jody
"taaaaaaaaaaaaaalk to ya later" -the coalition
"i am a buster bar virgin" -sasha
"pick a number" -jody "orange!" -maria
"purple is a fruit" -em-dawg
"god took all the ugly fingers, put them in a bucket and labeled them toes" -tony
"ten out of ten people die" -studer
"i have a sandwich" - ashley
"yink!" -jody
"rellow!" -jody
"and we just said 'the'" -me
"beverly" -maria
"well, i go by roseart" -sasha
