"What does that have to do with the price of eggs?"
"He also thinks he invented aluminum foil."
"How did Joe Kelly get to be a lector? He takes marijuana."
"My dad would get this far off look in his eyes and say, Lucy, life doesn't alway turn out the way you plan. I wish I'd realized at the time he was talking about my life."
"I like mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying."
