Humor in Music
Denise Llewandowski Sends This Joke:
Question: How many Contemporary composers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 2! No, 7! No, 4! No, 3!
Barb Young, Music Field Student's Parent Shared This Joke:
Because of the success of such movies as Amadeus and Immortal Beloved, Hollywood has decided to make full-length movies on the lives of all of the great composers. Of course, Arnold Schwarzenegger was called in to see if he wished to produce or direct one of the films. After careful consideration, he replied, "I'll be Bach!"
Joanna Jones, Education Coordinator at Mt. Nittany UMC Related this joke:
Question:What's the difference between a 16 inch pizza and a professional musician?
Answer: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Paula Bassett submitted these quotes from grade school essays:
"Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing."
"Henry Purcell is a well-known composer few people have ever heard of."
"Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music."
