Ok...skateboarders. We all know them, we all might like them, hell, we all might even know them on a personal basias. But skateboarders have been around for a long time. All skateboarders live by a couple of things or " codes" that they must follow in order to look like they know what they are doing and so that they don't end up looking like complete dumbasses...

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Skaters Code

1. Thou shalt not end up getting hurt on a massive degree.

2. Thou shall show off at any given moment when ever a new trick is learned or at least half learned.

3. Thou shall not make fun of one who can't skate, but instead, give tips on how to do better...unless they are acting stupid.

4. Thou shall try tricks that may get one hurt only in the presence of a video recording device.

5. Thou shall learn basic tricks and stunts before one will go out into public.

6. Thou shall become one's own stunt man, and film the stupid stunts in which will be preformed.

7. Thou shalt not get along with any of lifes teachings and/or teachers...especially anyone with athourity.

8. Thou shalt not witness anyone do a stunt that goes wrong and laugh, unless it is absolutely funny to a degree in which one will laugh.

9. Thou shall make videos of anything good that one shall do in this life.

10. Finally, thou shall have a most excellent time in doing all of the " codes", and shalt not decline any awards for anything that one does.