Stuart Michael Harding
(Stu) Drums/Vocals
Born: August 8th 1984 Hometown: Pembroke, Ontario. Equipment: Drums: CB 6 piece Drum Set. Accessories: Zildjian and Vic Firth Sticks, CB Cymbols, Toca Cowbell. I also play Guitar in my spare time this is my Guitar Equipment. Guitars: Washburn WR-150 Rocker series. Amplification: Marshall 45 Watt. Past Equipment: POS no name 4 piece drum set, Sears Cymbols (don't ever buy those), Fender Squire P-Bass, El Maya Les Paul rip off Guitar. Influences: There are a shit load of bands that have had a lasting impression on me. These are only a few: Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Venom, God Dethroned, Sepultura, Slayer, Kreator, MegaDeth, Testament, Guns And Roses, Anthrax, Carcass, Nuclear Assault, Rhapsody, Manowar, Judas Priest, Helloween, Hammerfall, Metallium, Dream Evil, Iron Fire, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Demolition Hammer, In Flames, At The Gates, Cradle of Filth, Immolation, Symphony X, Black Sabbath, Dayglo Abortions, Death, Sodom, Gwar, AC/DC, Motley Crue, NoFx, The Misfits, Immortal, The Ramones, Defleshed, Blind Guardian, Kataklysm, Entombed, Morbid Angel, Exodus, Dismember and Nocturnal Rights. And the Movie Rock Star is the Man.
Well I enjoy playing music. I've been in a number of unsuccessful bands. I think there have been 4 now. I would enjoy being in a Metal band that plays a few punk songs, BUT I want a small amount of 50's rock and roll influence in the punk songs because that would be cool. But Punk Rock is half assed compared to Metal. And When I say Metal I don't mean Slipfuck and System of a dicksmack or any shit ass Nu-Metal. Because lets face it people, that shit should be called Nu-WaysToMakeMoney. Because you and I know they are only in it for the money. And what's up with all the clown shit? Why do they dress up like clowns? I think clowns are half assed. So all you Disturbed, Papa Roach, KoRn and Limp Bizkit lovin pussies can go fuck your self cause thats not real Metal!!! That's Bullshit Metal. And Bullshit Metal is Bullshit. Metal is supposed to be about Warriors, Death, Satan, Glory, Power, Insanity and other cool shit. Not about how depressed you are about how your Daddy used to beat you and how your girlfriend cheated on you and how it was with your best friend and that it was the worst breakup you ever had, and ,oght I add you felt in pieces for weeks. Damn that sounds like a fucking country song. Not a Metal song. And tune your Guitars they sound like shit. Metal is also supposed to have a Guitar Solo in the song. At least one. Why don't you bastards play guitar solos??? That's the greatest part of any song! I don't care which one it is. What was my childhood like you ask? Well, due to repeated blows to the head by my brother Matt, I don't recall much of it. But as of now I'm doing well. I'm almost done school and not thinking of the past, only the future of Canadian Metal. Yes, I said Canadian Metal. I would also like to thank all those I've Jammed with: Justin Linden, Mike Airhart, Fat Kyle (Greatest drummer in all the land), Dylan Reign, Morley Coote (2nd best drummer in all the land), Scott Livey and Matt Harding I think I forgot a few people, but quite honestly you must not have been important enough for me to remember. P.S. Don't have sexual intercourse with the neighborhood stray cat. Chances are it's already been inpregnated by perhaps your neighbour or another organism in the domesticated feline population. Stu Harding 2002
Now this is me (Stu) with my old Band. This was a Battle of the bands at School. We would have won but the other bands were better than we were. We played 5 songs. Rubber Boots, Close Call, Stinky Inky Socks, Blitzkreig Bop, and Discharge. And goddammit, every one said we did good, but honestly it was punk rock. And punk rock is no good to begin with. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed this band. But Dammit to hell, we're gonna wipe their ass with our face. I mean wipe our ass with their face. Ok, Morley is the one on the left playing the Duke drums and I'm the dude in the Middle with that white Squire Bass and Dylan is the Dude with the Fender Strat on the right. And of course the other photo on the right is me and Dylan. Ya Buttfucking Son of a bitch!!!!
