"Could you be like a naughty boy and grab her tits and ass?"

"Do you think you could ...how you say... make the fucking movement? You know, like hot teenage American sex?"

Christian:What's that [Ring Around the Rosy] about?

Oscar: The Plague. You know the big epidemic that killed all the people in countries like yours.

Christian: Well you know what? I SURVIVED!!!

Oscar: Let all the little children come on to me.

"You need to be more horny like Sloan."

Christian (In a high falsetto): "It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes in here.It's getting so hot in here, I wanna take my clothes off!"

"The sex is too dynamic!"

"Your tits are not secret!"

"Could you sleep like little embryos?"

"& on...& on....& on..& on..."

(Upon receiving the card) Christian: I am almost moved!(After opening the gift & finding the drinking mug) Now, I am moved.