Okay, they're really bad, but I amused myself.
Admetus: Add Admetus to your list!
Alonzo: Alonzo will make you gonzo!
Asparagus: Who says new is improved?
Bombalurina: Need we say more?
Bustopher Jones: Mate me for my mutton.
Carbucketty: Quite the young buck, he is!
Cassandra: Stare into those moonlight eyes and see how long you can last!
Coricopat: Coricopat can get down like that!
Demeter: Of the queens, this one's sweeter.
Etcetera: Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera: You can never get enough of her!
Electra: She's *eLEcTriC*...(to borrow from StEx) feel her attraction.
Exotica: Want something erotica? Go find Exotica.
Griddlebone: She's taken--by her Manly Baritone.
Grizabella: Anyone for the Glamour Cat?
Growltiger: *sexy growl* Grrrr....
Jellylorum: I don't think you're ready for this Jelly, her body's too kittylicious for you, babe.
Jenyanydots: She sits upon the windowsill and any and everybody's lap...she sits and sits and sits...and that's what makes a baby cat!
Macavity: International Cat of Mystery...does he make you horny, baby?
Mistoffelees: Misto, the Magic Nympho
Mungojerrie: (insert pic) That face, that face, that beautiful face!
Munkustrap: The whiskers, the stripes, the Munkustrap...who doesn't like a tom with authority?
Old Deuteronomy: No offense to Old D fans, but I'm just going to stay away from this one...
Plato: Plato wants to play you...okay, no one's going to get that, are they? It's bad anyway. Just scroll down.
Pouncival: Pouncival, the hyper-active...and really attractive!
Rumpelteazer: Not just a Teaze!
The Great Rumpus Cat: Do you need a hero?
Rum Tum Tugger: He'll leap on your lap...and that's all I have to say.
Sillabub/Jemima: This queen can give you some memories!
Skimbleshanks: Hey, Skimbie needs some lovin' after those long train rides...
Tantomile: Tantomile can make you smile!
Tumblebrutus: (To borrow from Evita) I'm not talking of a hurried night...a frantic Tumble, then a shy goodbye....sneaking home before it gets too light...
Victoria: The feline rubber band!
