THE ADDRESSING OF CATS

You’ve heard of several kinds of cat. And my opinion, now is that, You should need no interpreter, to understand our character!

You’ve learned enough to take the view That cats are very much like you. You’ve seen us both at work and games! And learned about our proper names! Our habits and our habitat! But how would you address a cat!?!

So first your memory I’ll jog,
And say: a cat is NOT a dog!

So first your memory I’ll jog,
And say: a cat is NOT a dog!

With cats, some say one rule is true! Don’t speak untill you are spoken to. Myself, I do not hold with that, I say, you should address a cat. But always bear in mind that he, resents familiarity. You bow, and taking off your hat, address him in this form: “Oh CAT!”

Before a cat will condescend, To treat you as a trusted friend. Some little token of esteem is needed, like: a dish of cream. And you might now and then supply some caviar or Straussburg pie. Some potted grouse, or salmon paste. He’s sure to have his personal taste.

And so in time you’ll reach your aim…
And call him by his name!

A cat’s entitled to expect
These evidences of respect!

So this is this, and that is that.
And that’s how you address a cat!

A cat’s entitled to expect,
these evidences of respect!

So this is this, and that is that.
And that’s how you address-A-CAT!!!

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