You Know You're Obsessed With 'Cats' When......

This is my list of ways you can tell if you're obsessed with Cats. Please note that almost all of these things listed have been done by either Dema or Starrla. If you have anything to add e-mail Dema or Starrla

• You listen to your soundtrack of 'Cats' more than 5 times a day

  Your entire family knows all the words, and the choreography, simply from walking through the living room and catching bits and pieces of it, when you're watching the movie

  You consider your 'Cats' video a part of your vcr

  You've bought every different recording of 'Cats' regardless of price or language

  You wear your 'Cats' make up to school....just for the heck of it (Dema has!)

  Every year, for halloween, you're a different Cat

  You cut your hair short, so you can make ears. (Dema did!)

  You have become familiar with all the 'Cats' related things you can do with eyeliner

  You attempt to convert all your friends to be just as 'Cats' obsessed as you are.

  You're entire wardrobe consists of leopard print, and 'Cats' costumes (Hey Starr....LEOPARD PRINT PANTS! WHOO!)

  At school, you're most commonly known as 'That Psycho Cat Chick'<--Dema

  You hiss at your parents when they make you mad

  You name all of your cats after the characters in 'Cats'

  You crawl around on all fours, meowing, on a regular basis

  ___________You file your nails to a point and call them claws

  ___________You actually USE a scratching post

  ___________Your parents take away your 'Cats' stuff, instead of grounding you, when you get in trouble

  ___________You run around amusement parks, in cat make up, and rub up against people, and meow incessantly

  ___________You wear a choker, and call it a collar

  ___________You purr when you're getting a massage

  ___________You call your boyfriend/girlfriend a tom/queen

  ___________You've become addicted to the #Jellicle_Cats chat room.

  ___________You've become an internet junkie, just so you can attempt to find another Cats site

  ___________You spend all of your free time drawing Cats or writing 'Cats' fanfiction

  ___________Marlene' Danielle has a restraining order on you.

  ___________Your room is wallpapered with images/drawings of all the Cats

  ___________You have used up numerous cartriges of ink from printing pics of all the Cats

  ___________You swear that you're related to Andrew Lloyd Webber and TS Eliot, even if you aren't.

  ___________Your favorite color just happens to be the primary color of your favorite Cat (IE: Bombalurina-Red, Demeter-Yellow, Munkustrap-Silver.)

  ___________You walk around the mall asking people if they have seen Cats, regardless if you know them or not.

  ___________Everything you own is somehow linked to 'Cats' (no matter how obscure)

  ___________Every pair of pants you wear has a tail attached.

  ___________You talk to your own cats about Cats from the play, in hopes that they will talk back.

  ___________One word-Spandex

  ___________You actually know your third name.

  ___________When asked your religion, you reply "I'm a Jellicle"