*Mama Lasure has just been talking about their infamous "erotic bathroom."*
Tyler: Can we please not talk about this?
Mama Hutchinson: Hey, I thought we were the only parents who did stuff like that!
*Tyler starts rocking with his hands over his ears, singing to himself while Liz runs screaming from the room.*
Responses durning the deconstruction section of AP Lit-
Love is a rose.
"Love needs a lot of shit to grow."
-Ellen
You are the sunshine of my life.
"You will eventually expand and devor the universe."
-Joe G.
"You make my eyes hurt when I look at you."
-James
The test was a bear.
"It ate my food when I was camping."
-Liza
"The test was fuzzy and smelled of fish."
-James
Me: It's Friday, Thank God!
Joe M.: You're welcome
"It kinda shows modren view. If Kozi was locked in a tower all her life and a handsome guy came to her rescue, she'd fuck him...."
-Ellen
*Trying to decide on Lemonade or Pepsi* "Hmmm.... Should I be mormon or lutheran.... I think I'll be morman for now and convert before we leave."
-Me
"Do my buns look crossed to you?.... hot, maybe..."
Chelsea
Cory: Andy won't be here next year to keep Chad and Ben in check.
Liz: That's ok. You can step on Ben and cut off Chad's ponytail.
"All the world's a stage... and you're hanging out with actors."
-Chelsea
"Cellophane. Mr. Cellophane...."
Mr.Casey
Justin: Ali wants to have Daniel Radcliff's love child.
Me: Well..... yay.....
"I'd rather be anybody but here."
-Anne
"Why do you persecute me, {insert what ever is making you mad at the moment here}!"
-Team CACA
"C! A! C! A! CACA!!!!"
-Chelsea, Anne, Callie, and Me
Chelsea: We all know you like dressing like a hoe.
Me: It's fun to play da hoe.
"Ali's got on her hoochy boots!"
-Chelsea
"If you make a wish, drop a penny of the side and it kills someone... then your wish will come true."
-Chad
"How is school not a jail if you need permission to leave?"
-Liza
"We might as well change the name of the song from 'Torn' to 'Corn' because that's how corny that would be."
-Liz
Keeney:Does everything really have to be about sex?
Class: YES!!!
Sara: It's the only thing that gets us out of bed in the morning.
James: And into bed at night.
"My car is not a cake! It doesn't need frosting!"
-Me
"I thought about doing my homework.... and then I thought about it again..."
-Steph
Me: Does anybody want my pizza crust?
Orch member 1: I would but I thing I'm going to have another slice.
Orch member 2: You're pregnant?
*Old voice message I left on Lucas's voice mail after he called saying he was Harry Potter. Just goes to show how much of a dork I am. Italics were said in my atempt at a seductive voice.* "Hello Harry. This is Hermione. I was wondering if we could get togeter later and... study... Well, I hope to talk to you tonight."
"6.9... Not just software."
-Jeff
Laura: This is needed in a loving relationship...
Justin: SEX!!!
Me: Damn. That's why I don't have a boyfriend. I've been going abou it all wrong.
Me: That I can't do!
Tyler: What? Sex?
Katy: Wouldn't it be nice if they made a bus with no seats? You know, just an empty space with a padded floor...
Me: They'd probably be worried about a mass orgy.
Katy: Well, true. Maybe with some groups...
Me: Like Madrigals?
Katy: Oh yeah! Jeff is going isn't he! I pity you even with the seats...
Me: I love how this play is total ad libbed.
Katy: It's so dirty. There are so many sexual references!
Me: Typical play people
"Why do I have to sit sandwiched betweeen two guys at this play. I'm already sleeping with two on the bus...."
-Emily
"Maddy got into a fist fight with a pidgeon!"
-Me
"This isn't a house! It's a hobbit hole!"
-Cory
"Alright, back to hot men..."
-Me, Katy and Maddy throught out the late night conversations that pretty much consisted of talking about hot men...
"I shoulda said 'Do you want to sing soprano, Harry?'.... Oh, wait... Mike already does..."
Me
Me: I'm kinda frightened to wear this bathing suit on Mad tour. Think of who's going.
Katy: Heh... Jeff.
Me: Who else do I have to worry about *goes through the list* Chad? No way. Too morman.
*As the bus almost hits a telephone pole. "I've never seen a pole up this close!"
-Tom Frenrick
"Yes, Katy just said 'love child'. Put that on your webpage."
-Katy
"I am Chad! I have a ponytail!"
-Liza
"If it is only a single use camera, shouldn't you only be able to take one picture?"
-Collin
"I guarentee you I will create life and it will come springing out of my uterus!"
-Kendra
*to Rob via IM* "Heh. I remember your party last year. The fog.... the fun.... the incriminating video tape.... "
- Me
"First let's get that penis of a board outta the way."
-Becky
"It's a bird! It's a plane!... It's a peice of shit!"
-Lucas
"I think the pink elephant is trying to pass."
-Cory
Kozi: Jeff has such a thick skull that if you threw a shoe at his head it would just bounce off and he wouldn't even know.
Me: It wouldn't hurt his thinking process any. That takes place south of the equator.
"I have to cry! It's in my job discription!"
- Me
Me: Aren't you proud of me? I didn't die or get pregnant in this show!"
Chelsea: Well... the last one is debatable
Try cog...*Luc falls flat on his face*...nac..."
-Lucas
*as "Eddie" is carrying out "O'Reilly"* "The ants goes marching 1 by 1...."
-Lucas
"I think the best casting Jeff ever did was put the mormon as the drunk."
-Callie
"I think she's a lutherean in a mormon's body."
- Becky
"My boyfriend's outta town so I can dress like a hoe!"
-Liz
*long pause were nobody knows what's going on* ".... All right... DILDO!"
- Lucas
Kozi: Eddie, don't sound so desprate when you're telling Nikki that you don't have a girlfriend. There has to be a reason that she falls in love with you. Personally, if a guy were acting that desprate, I'd run away.
Liz: But we all still put up with Tyler.
"Becky, don't laugh if you look at Tyler's penis."
-Kozi
"Tyler, don't point the gun at Justin's penis."
-Kozi
Me: We can't just stand here and do nothing! (pause). We can't just stand here and do nothing! (pause). We can't just stand here and do nothing!
*Liz enters*
Liz: Damn it! ...sure we can!
Jeff: I liked the dip and I liked the whip, but I still need the whabam.
Me: And what the hell is the "whabam"?
Jeff: Ok, Luc, basically right before the dip you're going to pull down your pants and then you'll get her right up to you. You should have just enough time to impregnant her before Helsa comes in.
Me: How come I always get pregnant in every show?
"Why can't we read anything happy in this class?"
- James
"Steve is like the church history goddess."
- Steve
"Your dog is like an African-American Lassie!"
- Tyler
"If you weren't Mormon, I'd bang you!"
- Justin
Becky: Dildo!
Kendra: Dildo's friend!
Andy: Penis!
Me: In bed!
Geoff: Oh darn! I'm becomming a decent human being. You've made me a better person liz
Liz: I should right a book....."How to Make a Guy a Better Person in Just 5 Days"
Liz's Guide to Mormanizing Your Swearing:
damn = darn
God = gosh
goddamn it = gosh darn it
Jesus Christ = jimmy christmas
fuck = fudge
shit = sugar
I swear to God = I swear to Bob!
For the love of God! = For the love of Bob!
crap = crap, crapola, crapage
Jeff: No talking on the stage when you don't have lines. If it is approprate to have a "stage conversation", mouthing "rhubarb" and "watermelon" work quite nicely.
Yazi: With this cast, it's more like "penis" and "dildo".
"So concludes another exciting episode of The Music Wing."
- Chad
Nikki: You dirty one!
Me: There was no dirt in that statement!
"THE GESTAPO!!!"
-Becky
"'I just cannot work in this envigerment, Ronger!' Wait.... "
-Liz
Lucas: "She kisses her maid good morning?"
Becky (off stage): You bet I do!
"Who mooned and why wasn't I there?"
-Becky
Lucas: But, Liz, you're the wind beneath my wings!
Liz: Well... you're just going to have to not fly for a while!
Liz: Why don't you shove it up you ass!
Jeff: You need to go home and pray!
Liz and Chelsea similtenously: "No, I don't want to ride the bus 'cause if I sit down I'll probably fall asleep and if I fall asleep I'll probably lapes into a coma and if I lapes into a coma I'll probably die so no, I don't want to take the bus!"
"Now, with no more adieu and much less fan..."
-Tyler (or Enrique Inglasies)
"Hermione, who's broomstick is bigger?"
-Mike being Harry Potter
Mike: *reading his script* Now... which broomstick do I "proudly display?"
Me: What? *pause as it finally hits me* Oh! DIRTY!!! Not that one!
"The power of Christ compels you to drink this soda, goddamn it!"
-Justin
"Don't get pregnant!"
-Chelsea
"...and then, we sat up until 2 in the morning talking about squirrels!"
-Chelsea
"I'm an eight cow women, but I ain't got no beef."
-Chelsea
Weston Noble: *after the 200-some tenors sing for the first time at Dorian* I think that was pretty good.
Kristen (the girl next to me)- Pretty good? I think I'm in love!
"...I'm not at liberty to tell you why, but this day will add a bonechilling chaper to the Von Grossenknueten anals... ummm... I mean anuals..."
-Becky
*Talking about Daniel Radcliff* "It's not illegal... yet..."
-Me
"Anything is an excuse for you to go shopping. 'Opps! I sneezed... time to head to The Gap!'"
- Gabe
An older one I found-
Justin (having to pee really bad on the way home from a play): I hope childbirth isn’t this painful.
Me: Why would you have to worry about childbirth?
Justin: It’s the urine talking!
*During Harry Potter* "Ooh! He's hot when he's dirty!"
- Liz
"Ali just said, 'Fuck you'..... Is that bad?"
- Rob
"What kind of a morman are you?"
-Yazi
"There is too much sex on this stage!"
- Kozi
"You can't rape the willing, Liz."
- Kozi
"I'm a big present. Unwrap me!"
-Steve
"Why don't you rip off your own balls and juggle them? That might be more entertaining."
- Jeff
"Can you juggle those balls or are they just there for decoration?"
- Ashley
"A toast to butter, for it is whipped... just like Sir Ryan Casey."
- Laura
Steve: A toast to candles- may they ever burn, but never burn us.
Callie: Oww! I just burned myself!
"Do you want us to unpie them?"
-Traci
*to me*"Remember your pepper spray! *To Jeff* Remember, No means no!"
-Tyler
"Gay boys. Gay boys. Whatcha gunna do? Whatcha gunna do when they come for you?"
-Sue Folley
*During a silent moment on the way to Luther* "I've seen too many damn cows today!"
-Anne
Kozi: Why are you going to Utah... oh yeah... 'cause you're Morman!
Callie: Yeah, someday when I'm in heaven and you're in hell, we'll talk about that!
Justin: ...And this is my lady, Anne of the house of Folley.
Me: You do know that the Lords and Ladies are married?
Justin: Oh! ...And this is my wife, Anne... *big grin* YES!!!
"Frido! Start!"
-Kristin
In Liza's writing on the board in the choir room-
"I don't have any 'groove'. I'm whiter than a Folley."
-Chelsea
*after Oregon's Suddenly Seymour, while Audrey and Seymour are making out* "Remember, we're in Oregon."
-Sam
"A morman martini- water and an olive... but the olive is pushing it."
-Me
"You're right. The sucking is more enjoyable..."
-Becky
"Continuity can suck my mastrabation muscle!"
-Becky
"Our class is 95% ho's."
-Katie
(After Rob didn't answer my AIM)- "Oh, Romeo, Romeo... Where the hell are you, Romeo?"
- Me
"Tyler, may I ask why there are candles lite in your bathroom?"
-Mr. Casey
"...and then I saw you kissing the girlfriend's dentist!"
-Tyler
"Do you want a rope?"
-Tyler
"Unwedded sex!!!"
-Becky
"No, you can't come. It's rated non-morman."
-Tyler
"How many morman rules did you break with this play?"
-Tyler
"With great vigra... ummm... vitality. Same thing."
-Mr.Casey
"I'm tie dye on the inside!"
-Becky
Jeff: My penitration is so strong, I give you a hug and you're impregnanted.
Me: Crap. I'm having like 15 kids!
Me (trying on an Audrey costume): Ummm... I look pregnant... That doesn't work."
Mary-Carol: Well... that's entirly possible... even likely....
"I like putting on my make-up."
-Tyler
Jeff (standing over Justin): MORNING!
Justin: Touch me and die, bitch!
Lucas: The password is penis
Half asleep Becky: Fuck you, penis.
Becky: The only place Jeff's kid would come out is the ass.
Liz: Yep... same way it came it.
"'God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to work one at a time'. Unfortuatly, the majority of their thinking takes place in the area south of the equator!"
-Me
And Shelly's responce to that- "And what did he give women? Lotsa blood to squirt out every month... in chunks."
"You guys, last night at work there was this hampster... *hand motion*... big balls. It had to balence on it's balls."
-Shelly
"You paid for all of the bow. You might as well use it."
-Ms. Floyd
"I like my boobs!"
-Jason
Riaz: ...we're usually the ones rushing.
Laura: Yes, and we shouldn't because we can't play it any faster!
"The stairs are getting the action of... getting upped."
-Ms. Goldstein
"Callie was watching porn! And it wasn't Mormon porn, it was good old fashioned LUTHERAN porn!"
-Becky
"You guys, I feel out of place. I feel... over there."
-Becky
"yeah - the guys just were in the freshman showcase - picture rob as a squirrel....if nothing else will make you laugh, that should"
-Lindsey
Quotes from Madrigal practice-
"The ambiguously morman duo!" (about Callie and Steve being paired together)
"Hold your dong..." -Mr.Casey
"Put a quater in it!" -Sopranos
"I'm apologizing ahead of time for 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas'... You might want to get ear plugs..." -Me to Matt
"Fauna's the singing slut! She sounds good with everyone!"
-Callie and Carley
"I've used up all my sick time, so I'm calling in dead."
-Dad
Sue: Now that he (Rob) is leaving, I don't want you to go and chug down any poison.
Me: Or stab myself with a knife?
Sue: Yeah. No more of that "Romeo and Juliet" crap.
"Is it wrong to do a pole dance on a pole in a graveyard?"
-Becky
"That tasted like nasty!"
-Becky
"If it's not nailed down, Alan will eat it, and if it's nail down, he'll use a claw hammer first."
-Mr.Mueller
"Man, that's two costumes where I'm a disco ball!"
-Becky
"I don't think I wanna pull thtat kids pants down. I don't wanna know what's under there... or not under there."
-Jess
"Down with conformity!"
-Becky
"You just grabbed me and you weren't suppose to!"
-Kozi
Mom: Is there anything you want to talk to the doctor about?
Me: No. What would I ask him about?
Mom: I don't know. Sex... Drugs... Rock and Roll...
Me: Well, let's see... I don't have sex. I don't do drugs. And I listen to musical theater. I think I'm ok.
"My name is Steve Reyes and I'm a Morman..."
- Steve
Liz: ...and this summer I did Romeo and Juliet...
Kozi: You did Romeo and Juliet?
"Don't fall, dear. You'd take out the sunflowers, and then were would we be?... Cloudy!"
-Lindsey
"Thank you for this opportunity to sing and dance, to be ourselves and to not be ourselves..."
-Sue (Aldonza) durning the prayer before one of our shows. I just really like how she put it.
"I hate to ask this, but will somebody take my shirt off?"
-Elizabeth
"You sound like a little dog after a big cup of coffee with one of those little squeaky toys!"
-Cory
"One day you'll be a big stage star and rich and famous and I'll be able to say that's my cousin and I love her... and she used to have a bear named after ME!!!"
-Dena
Reactions to the singing ring in The 10th Kingdom-
Me: Quick! Somebody kill it before it lives!
Rob: Oh my god... *rolls eyes*
Beka: Throw it in the water! Drown it! Drown it!
All: *As it shows up in the end* OH NO!!!!
"Hmmm.... A Whiter Shade of Pale... that;s my skin tone."
-Me
"Don't kick me! I'm broken!"
-Chelsea
"I wish I was a court whore!"
-Liz Hutchie
"You two were so cute together. Sometimes it was so sweet it make me sick."
-Paul
"And, for your information, My butt is not ticklish!"
-Me
"You know those blue ice pack things that you put in the freezer? They need to make pants out of those."
-Mike
"It's not like you haven't touched it before!"
-Liz Hutchie
"She's wearing a dress. She has to cry."
-Beka
Durning intermission at Romeo and Juliet on Sunday (when the heat index was 115!)
Anna: "Wait... they have sex?"
Rob: "Yep. We're having sex right now."
Somebody in the group: "It's too hot to have sex."
TJ: "It's never too hot for sex."
Becky: "Yes. The hotter.. the dirtier... the better."
"Yes, I talk to my uterus. So?"
-Me
"Never was a story of more woe then this of Juliet and her Romeo... Except for World War II. That was pretty sad."
-Mike
"Okay Romeo, if you're not going to speak up, you might as well cut to the chase and start makin' out with Juliet!"
-Allie #2 (curtisy of Chelsea)
"Sometimes I think you think you're Cinderella."
- Mom
And Chelsea's response to that- "Did you tell your mom that everyone thinks you're Cinderella?"
Chelsea: Yeah you're more juliet than cinderella
Me: In all things considering, I'd rather be Cinderella. Cinderella isn't a spoiled thirteen year old brat who is really has no clue what she is doing. And Cinderella doesn't kill herself either
Chelsea: haha. this is true
Me: And I don't believe Prince Charming commited suicide
Chelsea: but cinderella doesn't take control of her life, she just sits there until the fairy godmother says "here, have a life" and hands her opportunity on a silver platter.
Me: True... If you changed Act 5 so that Juliet woke up in time to stop Romeo from drinking the poison, then I'd want to be Juliet
" 'Poetry is the art of making simple things complicated, and making complicated things simple.'... That's the defination of Shakespeare"
-Me (quote by Todd. Quite the writer, that one)
"Hey! Do you know you left part of your shirt at home!"
- Kozi
"I think he's yelling at me to put it in a certain way..."
- Kozi
"Ooh! It's an anit-terrorist poster!"
-Chelsea
"If there was a 'Most Random' award, I think he would win it."
- Lucas
Me: "I found your name! It was the one under all the dirt."
Lucas: "Yeah. I guess that's how they rank me."
*As Rob forgot to turn into town* "So... Am I sleeping at your house tonight?"
- Me
"So, have you seen Paris? Do you like him? Isn't he handsome? Do you think you could have fun in bed with him? I mean, I know he's a little tall, but..."
- Shelly (Mama Capulet)
"Aww! Look. They're holding hands. Careful! You might make a baby!"
-Kozi
"And then I come in with the sex rope?"
- Amy
*Romeo (Rob) comes to bid his last farewell to Juliet*"...And, lips, O, you the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss a dateless bargain to engrossing death...Ok... ready?"
-Rob
*After Rob dropped some food in his lap* "I'm sorry. If you feed it, it won't grow."
-Becky
"This corn is tough. If the corn was any tougher it would walk off the plate and beat up the pork chops!"
- Dad
Bridget: "have you seen oliver wood?"
Me: "I don't think so"
Bridget: "(he's the head quidditch guy for harry's team) he shows him how to play"
Me: "Oh... Yeah"
Bridget: *swoon*
Me: "Tee hee. He is handsome"
Bridget: "i already decided im moving to hogwarts to marry him"
Bridget: "you're a muggle"
Me: "No, I'm a wanna be Herminie"
Bridget: "hell you already are hermione"
Me:"Guys run on thier own time. Sometimes, I think their in a complete different time zone"
Liz: "I think...Mars"
Me: "Or Pluto is more like it"
"Now, I know you two are Romeo and Juliet, but that doesn't mean you have to be practicing every five minutes. Oh, and Rob, you might wanna zip up your pants..."
-Liz
"And Seniors, don't try and seduce the audience. This is an 'I want you and I can't have you' song, not an "I got you and I know what to do with you." -Sara
"I must have retractable balls or something" -Me
Chelsea- "Say that that funny thing you said last night."
Rob- "I've never had a horse, but I've had a whore."
Chelsea- "And that whore be Ali."
"I want a picture with the crying Ali!" -Kristi, after graduation
"Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah Ali! Dah dah dah dah dah Me!" -Shelly
"Let the marshall bring irons..."
-Rob
"Are we gunna lay our hands on ourselves?"
-Alyssa
"My kitty tried to eat my concerto!"
-Laura
"I'm a sexy judge!"
-Ben
"No, no, no! Today we're drinking chicken blood and casting curses. THe mast orgy is next week."
-Beka
"Why do they make such cute characters if you're good to beat the crap outta them?"
- Doug
"In the proper place, where my breasts are bedded..."
- Andrew C.
"The guys want us. The altos want to be us. That's why it's good to be a soprano."
- Liz the frosh
"I guess my other movie crush is from Action/Adventure/Horror/Comedy/with a bit of romance thrown in for good measure movie. Tee hee. They should actually have a category like that"
- Me
"I will not give up hope! they say everyone in the world is seperated by five people...i just have to find those five people."
- Bridget
"Why cant i be a celebrity without the drug use and money laundering?"
- Bridget
"Ali love is spectacular love and all-but guy love is a completly different platitude."
- Bridget
"I need a hobbit hug."
- Bridget
*Watching The Mummy. They find scarab skelotons in Imotep's sarcophogus.*
Johnathon: "I'm guessing he wasn't a popular fellow."
Rick: "Probably got a little to frisky with the pharoh's daughter."
Me: "Nope. That would be you."
Me: "Cory, I don't think my fuzzy slippers are ticklish."
Cory: "Matt, look! Ali's a hobbit!"
Me: "I am not!"
Cory: "You have fuzzy feet."
Me: "That would be my slipper, genius."
Cory: "Everybody is a hobbit to me."
"I liked the flaming onion!"
- Cory
"Laura, don't pet the alligator!"
- me
"They better be married if they're fucking."
- Rob
"We're all gems and if guys can't see that they're just stupid!"
- Brittney
"If you are going to bring drugs to school you're just dumb and I think a dog should eat at least part of you."
- Mr. Schnieder
"If there are a lot of guys in the bathroom and all the urinals are being used, do they share?"
-Megan
"But you don't cook cookies. You bake them. Hmmm... Bakies!"
- Laura
"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
- Chelsea
Chelsea: "So Ali, tell us. What's the best part of waking up?"
Me: "NOT YOU!!!"
Chelsea: "It's 10:00, do you know where your children are?"
Me: "I have children now? I wonder who the father is?"
Chelsea: "Well, where are they?"
Me: "I dunno! Chelsea, I've lost my children!"
Chelsea: "Probably out being prostitutes with Kristi's kids"
Me: "Ah, prolly. Following in mommy's footsteps, I guess"
"Chunks= unpleasent but ok. Blood= bad"
-Me
"Stoughton=coke happy land"
-Chelsea
Andy (via IM): "I'd lick to dance sometime"
Andy: "Like! Like!"
Me: "That sounded wrong"
Me: "I'm not special enough to get a flower."
Kelsey: "Yeah, but... You got Rob on your list."
*These next three were said a long time ago durning Rumors, so they are probably not verbatim*
Veronica:"Cassie! Glenn! Get your butts back on stage!"
Matt and I: "What! we thought we were done."
Veronica: "Where did you guys go?"
Matt: "We were just backstage."
Brent: "Ah.... Make-up sex, huh?"
Me: "What was that one stupid line?"
Matt: "I dunno."
Me (pages through script and finds it): "Ah-hah! 'It's so hard to please you sometimes.'"
Brent: "Strange, usually its the other way around."
Veronica: "Now, you really believe them when they do their scene. But Matt and Ali don't hate each other in real life. What do you think their secret is?":
Liza: "Sex with Matt!"
Me: "Shhh! Don't give away my secret!"
"Now my cocoon of joy is all messed up."
- Me
"When you're God of the world, you can make a state called udaho."
- Me
"The multipling bald men! See! Look! There's more of them! They multiply!"
- Chelsea
"Go sit your non-ass down!"
- Jess
"Chelsea, your probably imagining you're Nicole Kidman right now."
"What?! Did you just say, 'You're probably imagining you're in coke happy land'?"
- Me and Jess
"I live life from dream to dream and I'm pretty damn happy... then again, I'm on drugs."
- Chelsea
"You have boobs... they're just not there."
- Me
"This movie makes you love midgets."
- Chelsea
"So I was sitting in bed last night and something poped up..."
- Mr. Casey
"Face it, Ali. You want Christian from Moulin Rouge. Well, too bad. He's mine!"
- Bridget
"I thought 'ho' was the Stoughton syllabol."
- Mr. Casey
"I think I'm not going to sign up for band. That way I figure that if by some strange occurance.... or by the influence of some outragous drug... or by the persuation of a small midge.... I can always go back and add it later."
-Me
*Disclaimer: No offence to homosexuals is intented. You kinda had to be there to see how the conversation got to this. You'll see why its cute... also remember Nikki is 11.*
Dad: "And Alexander the Great was gay."
Cory: "Probably because he was schooled by Aristotle."
Dad: "Who was shooled by..."
Cory: "Plato who was schooled by Socrates."
Nikki: "You mean the guy that invented play dough was gay?"
"That's not alto land...that's happy soprano land!"
-Lindsey
"Chew on this--crepe paper."
-Becky
"watching moulin rouge makes me want to be a whore"
- Bridget
"crystal snow and moonlight... flying in the cold.... Christian *swoon*.... We're having some nice images tonight!"
- Me
"How do you spell refiduator? Like the thing you put food in to keep it cool. (Yes, I am the worst speller in the world)"
- Me and my lovely spelling skills
"And your cat will get in the refrigerator and you'll tell them that's where they come from."
- Amanda
Natalie: "I have more orange juice inspiration!"
Class: "Are you sure it's not what you put in the orange juice?"
"Did somebody say steak!"
-Oprah (a.k.a.- Steve)
"See! This is why we don't let people down in the sewers!"
- Me
"She can take as many pictures as see wants- I'm under a butt!"
- Tera
"Girls like me... but they're all in special ed."
-Justin
Eponine 2003:Rob.... did you die? Don't die!!!
b0bf7:i'm alive.......barely
Eponine 2003:Barely? Oh no! Stay away from the light!!
b0bf7:must....stay....can't ......stop......help....me
Eponine 2003:No! Don't die! I'm here... don't die! *cries*
b0bf7:goodbye Ali.......I'll miss our talks online.......whatever you do, never forget
Eponine 2003:I'll never forget... Never... never!
b0bf7:au'revoir
Eponine 2003:ta adoro, Rob
"You wrote that you had a long and difficult road ahead. You do, but we are here for you every step of the way. You'll probably slip. That doesn't make you a bad person. A good person will pick themselfs up, dust themselfs off, and keep going."
-Me
"Stop, guys. I'm this close to turning into a dick!"
- Mr.Casey
"I'd rather set my head on fire and watch it burn then go back to high school!"
- Sarah Listug
"We cannot live in a world without hope."
- Pastor Lehman
"I'm wearing edible underware."
-Mary
"Eat........ your mom."
-Homecoming 2001
"The lighter, the lighter, the fricking, fricking lighter."
-Callie
"Damn it, women! Get into that kitchen and make me a sandwich! And while your at it, make me a baby!"
-Brent
"If it wasn't for the last second, nothing would get done."
- Matt
Mrs. Kaiebisch: "Who was the best looking composer?"
Krissi: "Phillip Knutson!"
Krissi (to Phil and Matt): "God! Both of you guys are on me today."
Matt: "Yeah. You wish!"
Marea: "What would you guys say if I died?"
Me: "Ding! Dong! The witch is dead!"