"I was flipping through the channels and I came to BET and there were these two people going at it. And the dude was pulling the chick's hair! Honestly! If some guy was doing that, I'd be like, 'Ok, we're done.'"
-Katie
"You know how some day you can wake up not crusty? Well, this is not one of those mornings."
-Katie
Emly: You know if anything happens to that women, Meg will be on him like shit on velco.
Me: Oh... Oh your wife died? I'm so sorry to hear... *jump*
Emily: Here, let me help you feel better... *zip*
Me: You'll have to bring me back an Irish boy.
Katie: Of course... wait. No. I'll bring back eight; one for you and one for each day of the week!
"Don't make Mister Happy pop up like a wack-a-mole!"
-Katie
"And this one time, at band camp, I took a tuba... *giggling* and put it in the closet. Get your minds out of the gutter!"
-Emily
"Would you like to earn your tip the hard way or the sexy way?"
-Katie
"I think that the gene pool in Rockford could use a little chlorine."
-Dad
Dad: That give you an idea of what the subwoofer(sp?) can do....
Cory: You mean "'back massager"?
Me: I still think he [Orlando Bloom] would be a wonderful Romeo.
Mom: And who would be Juliet?
Me: *BIG smile*
*While watching Troy and putting words in Achilles's mouth* "I don't wear seashell necklaces anymore, Mother... And I need a new shirt. This one shrunk."
-Mom
"Plus I'm going to marry the girl who played Christine. She's going to have my babies."
-Geoff
Me: I've desided I'm going to play Christine at some point.
Geoff: I wouldn't might playing Raoul.
Me: Awwww... We could be Christine and Raoul together.
Geoff: Now all we need is to find a really hideously disfigured guy to play the Phantom.
Me: Or take a really hot guy and cover half his face with latex and make-up, like in the movie :)
Geoff: Or that works too....
Ally: I wouldn't mind being trapped with Erik.
Me: Me neither. Yeah, he's a little crazy, but we can work on that...
*to my frined who will be playing Princess Leia at Disneyworld* "I'll laugh if you end up with 'Han'... or if 'Han' ends up with 'Luke'..."
-Me
*talking about my brothers... well... his bodyly functions* "You could take a picture of it and put it up in the lost and found at work with a sign that says, 'Did anyone lose a dog?'"
-Dad
"Did you see Troy? The song at the end... I just about died... That is my movie. Greek mythology, Orlando Bloom half naked, Josh Groban singing..."
-Me
Ally: Is he [Josh Groban] dating anyone now?
Me: Last I heard, January Jones
Ally: Who?
Me: chick from Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.
Ally: Her?
Me: Yeah.
Ally: Not fair...
Me: I know. I'm still determined that I will opposite him someday and then we will fall madly in love and get married and have cute, curly haired babies... ok, so I'm not planning on it, but a girl can dream...
Ally: I'm going to have his baby's but after I have Johnny's. I'll have Johnny, you can have Josh. So it will be acter with singer.
Me: Heh.... and after I'll have Orlando's
Me: I don't think I have ever heard ou use the word "orgasim"
Ally: well I went up to the t.v and started making sex noises...
Me: Heh... so we are even more alike.
Ally: The song was Remember When It Rained and when I song got really big sorta of well I fell to the ground and let a big "Yes!" out
"What's the capitial of Barcelona?"
-Peter
"I keep thinking while watching Lord of th Rings, 'Put boobs on him [Orlando Bloom] and he'd be one hot chick'"
-Rick
"You don't have to touch her... her... breastal area"
-Mary
Mom: That's ok. When you make it big, you can take care of me.
Me: Yeah. After I marry Josh Groban.
Mom: First you have to kill off what's-her-face... Monday? Tuesday?
Me: January?
"Ali, I was a fucking roller skating bunny!"
-Mom.
"A gay man with an attitude... imagine that."
-Emily
Robin Hood Disney night
"Oh my God! A giant cock plays in this one!"
-Katie
Emily: He's pretty cute for a fox.
Katy: Pretty sure if he was a man, he'd want to have my babies.
Clinton: Is there any word for "cock" in German?
Me: Yeah. "Clinton".
Geoff: I don't like that snake guy.
Katy: I don't like that he wears a cape. He doesn't have shoulders!
Clinton: When I burp I'll leave condensation on your face.
Katy: We asked for burps, not the weather.
Clinton: She was my ex-girlfriend.
Emily: File that under what we'll never hear again.
"You just have to put the pause.......... in the right place and anything can be sexual."
-Katy
"Dude, if I was that little kid and got a bow and arrow I'd go kill the sheriff and get my fucking coin back."
-Clinton
Katie: Free the cock!
Me: Yeah. Then maybe we can take it and put it in Clinton's mouth to make him be quiet."
"Sometimes Clinton steals my pillow and I have to kick his ass..."
-Katy
"I just remembered I had a dream like that once- surrounded by wolfs at the end of a cliff... I think I beat them all."
-Emily
"I'm sure doing your hair wouldn't be the problem. It would be doing it quietly."
-Cliton
"See... that was alochol abuse and I object."
-Bonnie
"Look at his hairy ass... it's so.... Why am I turned on?"
-Emily
*singing*"In my own little corner, in my own little chair..."
-Geoff
"Look! She ran! It was like he got raped and not cuddled afterwards."
-Katy
"Yay... he'd prolly be combing his back hair or singing some girly song in his underwear."
-Emily
Clinton: That how I want to come back to life... with a man inside me.
Bonnie: I agree.
Bonnie: Oh that's why. I didn't start thinking about sex until I was three.
Clinton: I came out of the womb going, 'Where is it?'"
"Damn guys for being good with kids... it makes them attractive..."
-Me
"Eat a little pie. Get a little buzz."
-Emily S
"I'm just going to look at guys- like a wine tasting party... except I don't taste..."
-Katie
"Screw this. I changed my mind. Let's just go make-out."
-Garrett during the chase scene in Music Man
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney night
"It's fun to go limp and have people carry you around."
-Me
"It's true guys are warmer. They have more blood flow to their extremities... all their extremities..."
-Katy
"Typical for me to get my horn stuck in the wood..."
- Clinton
"What's with men being all possesive? They need to learn to share."
-Katy
"Are you allowed to bring goats to church?"
-Geoff
"Who the hell wouldn't notice that dancing on the roof top?"
-Clinton
Clinton: He kinda reminds me of myself.
Me: You're best friend is a hand puppet?
"I like it big."
- Emily, in referance to the Notre Dame Catherdral
Hurcules Disney night
"*insert name here* wants to make love to me.... S/He told me...."
-Emily, Katy D, Me, Geoff, Clinton
"Who throws flaming bolts of light at thier enemies? That's it! Next time people come I'm throwing light bulbs!"
-Emliy
"Can I just say that you are a special breed of freak?"
- Katy D
"There's nothing like a frozen pony popsical!"
-Emily
"Note to self: Never place unabided trust in guys with flaming hair."
-Emliy
Clinton: Look at all the sexual tension he's working off!
Emily: Yeah, he's gunna be jerking it tonight... So that's what they meant by "Jerk-ules"...
"Yeah, so pretty sure that on my action figure the breasts get big when you squeese my waist. Really. Try it sometime."
-Emily
"There's nothing like giant ass sandles in your face... when you're making love."
-Clinton
"No one gave me a Pegusas when I was born... I'm pissed!"
-Clinton
"Ladies and Gentlmen, God delievers."
-Emily
"Mighty Malt Balls.... Why did she get more balls?"
-Katie
"You tarty little wench!"
-Mary
"He's a perfect example of why drunk, straight men should never wear pink."
-Phil
"Of course I smell like a mandle... I'm flaming, hunny!"
-Phil
"So, do you have a thing for girls who's names begin with 'A'? I mean, first it was me and Ali and now it's the Ashleys..."
-Amanda
"If you have sex with my daughter, I swear..."
-Sam
Sam: Is it wrong that I think my daughter is really hot?
Me: See... that would have been flattering had you not used the word "daughter".
"Hunny, please don't get close to him."
-Irene
"What do you see in him?"
-Irene
"Why do I have a book? Tommy can't read! I should be starting a fire somewhere or something!"
-Garret
" 'Sure you don't want to look for you riding coat?'... code for: Sure you don't want to go fuck in the hay?"
-Me
"I love my bed. I feel like a crow *crow noise* survying my territory. Ali drops some popcorn... *crow noise* I dive!"
- Katie
Me: You just need to put that poster above your bed.
Katie: I might just have to do that. He'll wake me up in the morning like coffee- like sexy, sexy coffee.
"We need to establish a rule: No calling about hook-ups until after 10 am!"
-Katie
"I found a picture of Heath Ledger naked... but there was a smily face over his ding-a-ling."
-Katie
Cory: Lucas and Tyler were making out at drama camp today.
Me: Again?
"Which is basically like asking to get a butt hair from God..."
-Cory
Kelsey: We're going to the zoo!
Tyler: Good! We can return you!
Me: Even if he is looking at my chest, I like that pic
Amanda: yeah... Rob- furthering the theory that Jesus and Mary Mag had a little sumin sumin.
Me: Call me blasphemous, but, as a Christian women, that doesn't bother me one bit.
Amanda: nope... I mean, the man had to have some sort of insentive to be here
"I love how, out of all the sterotypes in this show, Jesus was the metrosexual."
-Amanda.
Amanda: In other news, I think I'm going to go to the dark side and become a preformance major.
Me: Woo hoo! Yes! Come to the dark side... We have cookies!
Amanda: Yes! I'm so there!
Veronica: We all lost. Everyone make a sex noise.
Tyler: Not tonight. I have a headache.
"Rob, it's a nightmare, not a fantasy."
-Dad
"You mean more to me than my distain for Billy Shake."
-Amanda
Amber: You are just getting your ass kicked tonight... But you're also getting a lot of lovin'.
Jeff: That's later night.
Amber: What? Are you you following us home?
"And he [Orlando Bloom] played a solider in Blackhawk Down and he fell and I cried. I CRIED!!!"
-Deja
"I couldn't have lived back then. I like toliets too much."
-Paul
"Ooh.. They explode."
-Me talking about fireworks
"You know what I look for in a woman? Good breeding hips..."
-Rob
"It crazy when Hymen comes in because she's like 'I must bar confusion' and you're thinking 'Where the fuck did you come from?'"
-Paul
"Well... I must away ere break of day to seek my pale enchanted midterm."
-Deja
"I'm going to study turn of the century history by watching Newsies."
-Deja
Deja: I forgot to kick Rob's ass for not coming mini golfing.
Me: I slapped him the butt with my script!
Deja: That doesn't count. I thought you were flirting.
"I don't really want Will Turner on my breasts... wait... let me rephrase that..."
-Me