Favorite Henry VIII Pickup Lines

*You can see away my shilling in two hours*
*You can lessen my big look*
*You can Buckingham me all night long*
*You can cast my colt's tooth*
*I'll show you easy penance*
*You can Stafford me all night long*
*I'll be your Marchioness of Stafford*
*You can creep too near my conscience*
*You can charge me to stay with a sweet bedfellow*
*Troth and troth, you can beshrew me, and I'll venture maidenhead for it*
*I'll be your fair parts of a woman*
*Would you like my fair parts of woman on you?*
*I'll queen your threepence*
*I'll venture an emballing for little England*
*I'll be your courtier beggerly*
*I'll be your no other obligations*
*Orpheus can strum my lute all night long*
*Let's commit a sin that can't be absolved in English*
*I'll play a fanfare every time you come on stage*
*I'll be the Wife of Bath to your Canterbery tales*
*I'll be the brown wench lying kissing in your arms*
*You can leave me naked to mine enemies*
*You can command me, sir*
*I'll be your saucy fellow*
*I'll the cherry like your cherry*
*You can love and embrace me with brother-love*
*You can be my strange Indian with the great tool come to court*
*We'll make this one christening beget a thousand*
*Hey baby, how about you and me make a little night music*

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