Bio
Name: Ryan
Sex: Male
Medical History: I have a lump on my left bosom the size of a ping pong ball. I should also mention it's starting to feel a lot like a Buncha Crunch.
Favorite Movie: Freddy Got Fingered
Favorite Cartoon: The Simpsons
Favorite Season: Winter. When it snows I'm virtually invisible.
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Favorite Animal: Wallaby
Likes: Egg nog, Ted Nugent, Tom Green, Nascar driver Buckshot Jones (he always comes in last), The Simpsons, fruit cake, Dr. Pepper, thongs,
Dislikes: Barbara Streisand, Applebees (should be called Assholebees), Enya, Celine Dion (the dumb bitch looks like Jar Jar Binks), McDonald's, Nickelodeon, Titanic, Pasta House (they can take their meatless raviolis and shove them up their ass), rap, women with short hair cuts, A.I., Roise O'Donnell, cats, jocks, Chinese food, Good Charlotte (more like Gay Charlotte), Avril Lavigne, Hazelwood School District, Mountain Dew, feet, MTV, Denny's, male figure skaters (that means you Brian Boitano), Indiana, Kelly Osbourne, Jeff Gordon (the rainbow warrior), Star Trek, Ric Flair, guys who wear sandals,
