Funny Simpsons Quotes
 What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them, as is my understanding.
 Operator, give me the number for 911!
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman, and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
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Well, good night.
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
 So, what are we doing? A lengthening or a widening?
 Yar... Let's make it both!
 If you have committed a crime and want to confess, click yes. Otherwise, click no. You have chosen no, meaning you committed a crime but don't want to confess. A paddywagon is now speeding to your home. While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous.
Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, shows... Oh, my God, a horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around!
+ Did you ever see that Blue Man Group? Total rip off of the Smurfs!
 I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.
Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
 Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
They taste like burning.
When you think about it, mud is nothing but wet dirt.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
See you in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with you, otherwise I got no case and you'll go scot free.
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