Admetus/Rumpus Cat- Matt Cooper- 24- I only have one thing to say. Matt- you look too funny in your Rumpus Cat costume. He plays him like the Rumpus Cat in the video and it's just too funny for words. Luckily my 'Pom' head covers my near-laughter. I am sure we all agree? When we rehearsed this scene for the first time it was very bad.
Alonzo- Dean Harman- 20- This guy is soooo cool. He's currently studying to make commercials. One day you will watch a cool commercial and go "Wow. I wonder who made that commercial?" And I'll go "It was Mini-Dean!" And you'll stare at me like I'm crazy.
Asparagus- Max Campbell- 34- I seriously don't know Max, just like we don't know anything about the character of Asparagus. In my case it's because Max took over the role of Asparagus (and joined the cast) just a little while before I moved.
Bombalurina- Yulanda Tillions- Almost 15- Yep, we all know Yulanda. She's dating Ryan. It's just far too cute the way relationships work out in our play. I roll my eyes at them all.
Bustopher Jones- Jan Morrison- 54- Yes, we have a separate Bustopher and Gus. What can I say? We have a large cast!
Cassandra- Nadine Kearns- 26- Well, I have to say, I don't really know too much about Nadine. She considers herself 'too cool' to hang out with us younger cast members.
Coricopat- Eric Slipp- 29- He has never tripped over me. He hangs out with Dave. He is very loud. He makes a funny 'Pollicle'. I obviously don't know him all that well.
Demeter- Christine Wills- 22- Hee hee hee hee. Hee Hee Hee Hee! HEE HEE HEE HEE! Oh, I laugh. Why? Because she and our Macavity are married! (Oh, the irony of it all.)
Electra- Misha Hutton- 18- I think she's the girl who took over Jemima when I moved. Because she also play Jemima while I was in the hospital.
Etcetera- Brittany McCarthy- 17- Yes, I know, it's weird that we have a younger Bombalurina then Etcetera, but this girl is fantabulous. That could be because she tends to act as if she's 12 rather then 17.
Brittany: HEY!
Oops, shouldn't have said that. (Erin is pelted by various items, including a dance shoe, a leg warmer, a make-up brush and a script.) Owwwww! I mean, Brittany is a good… good… GOOD person.
Brittany: That's better.
What are you doing reading this anyway?
Brittany: Wouldn't you like to know. Mwahahahahaha.
Moving on…
Grizabella- Anna Moore- 30- I don't really know her all that well, since she hangs out with the older cast members. She seems pretty shy though. Her son is rather… odd…
Gus/Growltiger- Christopher Tuffin- 48- Yeah, I like his interpretation of Gus. Usually Gus bugs me, muchly, but Chris's is pretty good.
Jellylorum/Griddlebone- Joan Doyle- 47- She's older then Tara. It's semi-strange when Tara plays the role, especially for Chris. And for Brittany, since she's playing Brittany's mother. And yes, Joan is Bri and Jeff's mother in real life.
Jemima- Me! Erin Weir- 14- I am the youngest and smallest member of the cast. Well… not anymore. I don't know who took over my role. Let's see… I befriended a good deal of the cast, used to date Sam and now date Jacob. That's all you need to know about me.
Brittany: Oh no, it's not!
Get out of my profile-writing page, Brittany! And stop telling the viewers about me.
Jennyanydots- Mia McKay- 38- Um, yeah. Mia is the wife of my camp director so that's pretty cool. She's currently writing a thesis and using "The Naming of Cats" in it.
Macavity/Plato- Cam Wills- 24- See my maniacal laughter under "Demeter's" name? Repeat that for here. Now, they were married before the production of 'Cats' even started but still! Laughter repeats.
Mistoffelees- Sam Harrington- 15- I love this guy. We kind of dated before but that didn't work out so we're just friends. Tara is now dating Sam. I think she should date our Pouncival. Pfft.
Mungojerrie- Jacob McKinley- 16- He was my boyfriend for awhile. But then I moved. I miss you, Jake! E-mail me, okay? Anyway, I'm getting depressed now. Moving on.
Munkustrap- Dave Savage- 28- This guy's pretty cool. Anna's son, Avery, completely idolizes him and follows him (Dave) around wearing his (Dave's) trademark hat, calling himself "Mini-Dave". It's soooo cute. (Hey, Dave? It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.)
Old Deuteronomy- Steven Cenery- 53- Well, I hate to admit it, but I've gone to Steven quite a few times for advice. His role of Old Deuteronomy just seems to have rubbed off on him. That, and he's been in the theater business for about a bazillion years.
Pouncival- John Whitten- 16- John's my friend. He's cool. I think that he should ask Tara out. But Tara's dating Sam. Sam's a dork. (Erin is pelted by various objects again.) Owwwww… stop it! Put down Misto's sparkly jacket… Sam is cool. He is my friend. Happy?
Tara and Sam: Very.
:whisper: John's better.
Rum Tum Tugger- Ryan Jeffers- 16- He's adorable. He's also dating Elandy (Yulanda). They have the cutest relationship I've ever seen. It's sickening at times. Sorry guys, but it true. What? Me and Jacob don't have a sickening relationship, of course not. Well… at least it's not cliched! (Once again, Erin is pelted by various objects, including two spiked collars.) Owww, quit it! Maybe I'll just stop insulting people?
Ryan: (smirking, very Tugger-like) Good idea.
Rumpleteazer- Bri Doyle- 22- Yes, it is odd that there's a 6 year age difference between Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, but you can't tell onstage, so it's okay. Bri is a counselor at my camp and she was my counselor for two years, so that's pretty cool.
Skimbleshanks- Spence Fruhling- 32- He plays my daddy. He tripped over me quite a few time while trying to 'protect' me. Everyone though that it was very hilarious. I did not. It hurt.
Tantomile- Sophia Wickham- 28- I don't know her as well as some of the others. She mostly hangs out with Nadine and Anna. Her daughter is obsessed with me, Elandy, Tara and Brittany. It can be annoying but also cute.
Tumblebrutus- Jeff Doyle- 19- The younger-but-taller brother of Bri. When I first met them I though that they were dating. It was very funny. He and John had a aerobatics competition. It went on for a long time. I got sick just looking at them. He is dating Brittany. They are far too cute together. Too much energy.
Victoria- Tara Phelps- Almost 15- Yeah, we all know Tara. She's dating Sam. It's just too cliched. Even though in our production we don't have a Misto/Vicky relationship. We have a Misto/Jemima relationship from when we were dating. But still. Anyway, I think that Tara should date our Pouncival. Pfft.
Anyway, yep, that's our cast. Lovely, no?
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