<html> <!--Generated by Angelfire: L03S00--> <head> <title>Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer</title> </head> <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#ffffff" link="#00ff00" alink="#ff4500" vlink="#ff0000"> <basefont size="3"> <!--Header--> <h1 align="left">Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer</h1> <!--EndHeader--> <!--Image--> <div align="center"><img src="Mungo_Rump1.gif"></div> <p> <!--EndImage--> <!--MyInfo--> <p> <!--EndMyInfo--> <!--Freetext-->Mungojerrie and RumpleteazerWe're a notorious couple of Cats <br>As knockabout Clowns, quickchange comedians, Tightrope walkers and Acrobats <br>We have an extecive reputation, we make our home in Victoria grove <br>This is merely our center of operation <br>For we are incurably, given to rove <br> <br>When the family assembles for sunday dinner, their minds made up that they won't get thinner, <br>On argentine joint, potatoes and greens, the cook will appear from behind the scenes <br>And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow: 'I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow <br>The joint has gone from the oven like that' <br> <br>Then the Family will say: 'It's that horrrible cat <br>It was - "Mungojerrie" - or "Rumpletaezer" <br>And most of the time, they leave it at that! <br> <br>Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a wonmderful way of working together <br>And some of the time you would say it ws luck <br>And some of the time you would say it was weather <br>We go through the house like a hurricane, and no sober person could take his oath <br>Was it "Mungojerrie", or "Rumpleteazer"? or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? <br> <br>And when you hear a dining-roon samsh <br>Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash <br>Or down from the library comes a loud PING <br>From a vase which was commonly said to be ming <br> <br>Then the family will say: "Now which was which cat? <br>It was "Mungojerrie"! - AND "Rumpleteazer <br>And there's nothing at all to be done about that!<!--EndFreetext--> <p> </body> </html>