Demeter: MACA-
Munkustrap: Don't you even say it.
Carbucketty: Alright! Who took the marbles from my Chinese Checkers
board?
Bustopher Jones: Marbles? I thought they were Jawbreakers...
Munkustrap: (Picks up a card) Okay, it was-
Demeter: -MACAVITY!
Munkustrap: (Blinks) No, actually, it was Miss Scarlet, in the kitchen,
with the wrench.
Demeter: ...oh.
Mistofelees: (Rolls the die; They come out with little Misto faces on
both sides, and he grins, starting to sing:) "I am equally cunning with
DICE..."
Rum Tum Tugger: WILL YOU QUIT THAT?!
Jennyanydots: Alright, Bustopher, what did you write?
Bustopher Jones: (Reading his Scattergories card) Angus, beef, cattle-
Electra: Um...wasn't the category 'cows'?
Bustopher Jones: Right you are, young lady! Now, where was I? Oh, yes!
Angus, beef...
Bombalurina: (Lands on Tugger's 'Sorry!' square)
Rum Tum Tugger: (Smacks Bombalurina with his hips)
Bombalurina: (Snarling) ON THE GAME BOARD, YOU ASS!
Munkustrap: (Pushes down a card on his Guess Who board; only one is
left standing) Awe, crap! Well, guess who?
Demeter: MACAVITY!
Munkustrap: (Sighs)
Jemima: (Picks up a Trivial Pursuit card and reads it to Victoria:) "A
skunk is...?"
Victoria: Black and white!
Jemima: Yay! That's right! Okay, Etcetera, it's-
Victoria: Black and white!
Jemima: Um...yeah, Viccy, you got the question right, but it's Etcy's
turn now.
Victoria: Black and white!
Jemima: Er, okay...Etcy: "Who was the first president of the United
States?"
Etcetera: TUGGER!
Victoria: Black and white!
Jemima: (Smacks her head)
Rum Tum Tugger: (Picks up his poker hand, only to find that there are
pictures of Mistofelees on the cards.)
Mistofelees: So, you got a good hand?
Rum Tum Tugger: (Glaring)
Mistofelees: (Fustrated) IT JUST HAPPENS, OKAY?!
Skimbleshanks: (Roles a multi-colored die) Green light!
Carbucketty: (Moves forward; So do Victor and George)
Skimbleshanks: GET BACK IN LINE!
Victor: But you said-
Skimbleshanks: Don't you contradict me, young man!
Victor: (Scurries back)
George: (Whispering to Carbucketty) Wow! I didn't know 'reverse' was in
this game!
Skimbleshanks: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
George: Eep! Nothing!
Skimbleshanks: Alrighty then! (Roles the die again) Green light!
(Nobody moves.) ...well?
Carbucketty: Will you look at that! I'm all outta gas!
Victor: Great! JUST great! I broke down!
George: I KNEW I should've checked the oil before I left!
Skimbleshanks: ...
Munkustrap: (Reads his charades card, then gets up and makes hand
motions.)
Demeter: MACA-
Munkustrap: Don't you even say it.