Karma Report
BEFORE WE BEGIN WITH THE KARMA: I thought some of you would want to know when i die (i know your all waiting anyway) oh and a bit of my future sex life is throw in here too but you can skip that (unless you want to know but thats just wrong...)
Death: September 27, 2054
NOW ON WITH THE KARMA!
Chapter 1: Nodes of the Moon (Your Karmic Doorways)
North Node of the Moon in Aries
In the past, you relied on outward physical beauty to carry you and in this life you are still susceptible to flattery and can spend a great deal of time and money on cosmetics, grooming and clothing....
You hate being alone, Keri, and yet wish that people would leave you alone. You are so sensitive to your surroundings that anything which can be construed as coarse sends you off to seek the solace of music or art. The symmetry you find calms your bruised sensibilities....
This shit is so true it scares me....(boo!)
at the age of 68 years old.
The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
5 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
As you get older, your tastes will change drastically.
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
5 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 19,
in your lover's bed.
In a prior life, Keri, you deferred to the wishes of others and did not learn to think for yourself. This time, you are forced to take action and to make split-second decisions, causing you to feel very uncomfortable. This time you are still concerned with making things more beautiful and harmonious, finding any aggressive action distasteful...
