Today With Her

Tune: Today 4 U
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Subject: Wilson Jermaine Heredia, guys, Rent


It was my lucky day one day on the movie database

When I saw a topic asking "Is he really gay?"

I said, "Wilson, my dear!

Please tell me you aren't queer!

Cos if you are I feel my love for you

Might disappear!"

I crossed my fingers

These singers

Are always gay

Espesh'ly if they get their start on

Broadway

And what do I see

But Wilson with a "she"?

It's true that he likes girls

And soon he'll be with me.

Today with her, tomorrow with me!

Today with her, tomorrow with me!

I agreed she was cute

And a blonde to boot, yes sir!

But I'm psycho,

Coming after her.

I'll go after her kneecaps or her perfect face!

It won't be long until this chick

Is a disgrace. I feel that

Wilson

Won't go on

Without a girl

To prove that kissing other guys

Makes him hurl.

What Angel did with Collins

That is not his thing!

He'll prove the alto voice part

Isn't all he sing

Today with her, tomorrow with me!

Today with her, tomorrow with me!

I say! Today with her, tomorrow with me!

Today with her, tomorrow...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

With me!


Disclaimer: No, I do not wish ill on Wilson Jermaine Heredia's girlfriend. I'm very glad he has a girlfriend, and I'm glad for him that she's so pretty. Also, everyone who knows me knows that I do indeed love gay guys just as much as straight guys, and finding out that WJH was gay would not have made my love for him disappear. I just respect him even more now that I know what I fine actor he really is. Again, I do not condone kneecap clubbing or face-mangling. It's just a song.