Sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of a very fateful day
It started when a stupid guy
Could not quite fly his plane
Explosion and they headed down
The folks inside were tossed
'Twas followed by another crash
Which meant the tale was lost!
Which meant the tale was lost!
The plane went down and landed on
This uncharted desert isle!
With Doctor Jack!
A bald guy too!
A millionaire!
And a con!
A hateful chick!
An ex-solder
And pregnant girl!
Here on Doctor Jack's isle!