Chorus:
No one likes Ms Johnson!
No one likes her precalc class!
No one laughs when she says goofy crap!
The students hate Ms Johnson!
Or at least they think she's dumb.
And it's true they wish she'd shut her trap.
And goodness knows
We all try to ignore her
Goodness knows
Her arms give you a scare.
If you look you can see
A mess of hair...
Meredith:
Fellow precalcians...
Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify the year
Is halfway through
Just one more month left
With You-Know-Who!
Isn't it nice to know
That we won't be in math soon
That creepy armhair that could
Scare us so
That fear we know
We'll feel no--
Chorus:
No one likes Ms Johnson!
No one likes her precalc class!
No one laughs when she says goofy crap!
Meredith:
And goodness knows
The freakshow's life is lonely
Goodness knows
She's living all alone!
It just shows when you're crazy
You're left only on your own...
Are people born hairy, or do they have armhair grown upon them? After all, she had a father.
She had a mother (as so many do!)...
Father:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely!
Mother:
That's all right, it's only
Just one night!
Father:
But know that you're here in my heart
While I'm out of your sight...!
Meredith:
And, like any family, they had their secrets.
A gorilla enters and grunts the Wizard's part of the song. He and the Mother go offstage.
Meredith:
From the moment she was born she was, well... different.
Father:
It's coming!
The baby's coming!
I see a nose!
I see a curl!
It's a healthy, perfect, lovely little--
Scream.
Ew!
Oh, holy crap!
It's atrocious! What a scare!
Like a fuzzy fluffy primate, the baby's arms
Are covered with thick...
HAIR!
Take it away. Take IT away!
Meredith:
So, you see, it couldn't have been easy...
Chorus:
No one likes Ms Johnson!
No one likes the armhair!
Armhair!
Arm... HAIR!