Ms Johnson:
Again!
Sine pi ten-thirds plus x!
Again! Sine pi ten-thirds plus x!
Right! That connects with
Arctan pi x lmnop!
Okay, we'll do the whole problem again looking away from the overhead!
A-five, six, seven, eight!
*interlude*
Students:
God, I hope I passed it!
I hope I passed it!
What did you get for number three?
God I hope I passed it!
I hope I passed it!
Hope I survive this lunacy!
Look at all the homework!
At all the homework!
I hope I passed but I don't know
It could be yes, it could be no
What did you get for number--
Soloist 1:
I really hate this class!
Oh God, I hope I pass!
I wanna drop this class!
Soloist 2:
Who am I anyway?
Am I my precalc grade?
That's the report card of a person
I don't know
What does she want from me?
What should I try to be?
So many problems she assigned
I'll never pass!
I hate this stuff!
Oh God, I hate... this class.
Disclaimer: It's true I hate precalc, but I do not hate Ms Johnson. I think she's very sweet, and much better teacher than almost every math teacher I've ever had. I wrote the songs to get laughs and don't mean to hurt feelings.