Precalc Lament

Tune: Audition/Opening
A Chorus Line
Subject: school, math, Ms Johnson

Ms Johnson:

Again!

Sine pi ten-thirds plus x!

Again! Sine pi ten-thirds plus x!

Right! That connects with

Arctan pi x lmnop!

Okay, we'll do the whole problem again looking away from the overhead!

A-five, six, seven, eight!

*interlude*

Students:

God, I hope I passed it!

I hope I passed it!

What did you get for number three?

God I hope I passed it!

I hope I passed it!

Hope I survive this lunacy!

Look at all the homework!

At all the homework!

I hope I passed but I don't know

It could be yes, it could be no

What did you get for number--

Soloist 1:

I really hate this class!

Oh God, I hope I pass!

I wanna drop this class!

Soloist 2:

Who am I anyway?

Am I my precalc grade?

That's the report card of a person

I don't know

What does she want from me?

What should I try to be?

So many problems she assigned

I'll never pass!

I hate this stuff!

Oh God, I hate... this class.


Disclaimer: It's true I hate precalc, but I do not hate Ms Johnson. I think she's very sweet, and much better teacher than almost every math teacher I've ever had. I wrote the songs to get laughs and don't mean to hurt feelings.