Me and Meredith:
One short hour that we spend ev'ry Wednesday
One short hour we watch religiously
For one hour we watch LOST ev'ry Wednesday
There's always a new twist
Details we can't miss!
Sawyer and Sayid!
Meredith:
There's a pilate-eating monster thing!
Me:
Polar bears!
Meredith:
Cocaine rings!
Me:
Sawyer-ness!
Meredith:
And voices from the trees!
Me:
There's a loony living underground.
Meredith:
They took Walt!
Me:
Shannon's down!
Both:
And four - eight - fifteen - sixteen - twenty-three!
I wanna be on flight 815!
Meredith:
To kick that mean girl in the pants!
Me:
And stop incestuous romance!
Both:
And find out what those evil numbers mean!
I wanna be on flight 815!
I know the show will end someday!
But up till them I'll hope and pray
That Sawyer lives to see the final scene!
One short hour we watch LOST ev'ry Wednesday
One short hour we watch religiously
Such a show that we see ev'ry Wednesday
We'll both stay up late when
The island is waiting
Because ev'ry Wednesday it's true...
We're just two fans...
Me:
Two crazed fans...
Meredith:
Two LOST fans...
Both:
Watching one wonderful
One... Short...
Me:
Hey, look! The show's back on!
Both: *dash away*