Class is boring, I need entertainment
So I murder musical arrangements
Andrew Lloyd would cry and
Mitch Leigh would probably die and
I'm sure that Jerry Bock would start to fight
If they could hear the music that's not right.
Ev'rything in life becomes my victim
Andrew Webber wonders why I picked him
Rob Marnell and Perry
Make it kind of scary
But at least the mood shall remain light!
The mood behind the music that's not right.
Close your eyes and you still cannot escape my words
They are there even if you plug your ears
I think that Gerard Alessandrini
Would do well if he would hire me...
Buckle up now, our revue is starting
If we had them, curtains would be parting
Turn off electronics or
I will get demonic and
That is something you don't want to see
I suggest you don't interrupt me!
*interlude*
This is where we dim all the houselights
Listen to the music that's not...
Right....