The Phone Call

Tune: Think of Me
The Phantom of the Opera
Subject: Rob Marnell, a joke between me and some friends

Host:

Rob Marnell, you have a collect call from...

Me: *in a thin, high voice* Erin Montparnasse.

Rob Marnell

Why did I call? Would

You like to know why?

Here me cough--egh!

I have to tell you

I am going to die!

Make A Wish

They told me I could ask

For one thing and they'd grant my plea!

And so I asked those nice folks if

You could marry me!

No, don't hang up!

It will not be long.

They tell me that

In one month, I'll be gone.

Think of me

Think of me dying

Coughing all alone--egh!

What was that?

You want my doctor

To come to the phone?

Here she is:

*in a much lower voice*

Why hello, Rob Marnell

Yes sir, it's true,

Yes, ev'ry word!

*high voice* What was that?

You say you'll do it?

*normal voice*

In one month I'm cured.


Disclaimer: Once again, the intention was not to be cruel. I respect Make A Wish, don't think kids with incurable diseases are funny, and am not a stalker. And if I was, I can think of people I'd rather stalk than Rob Marnell. Once again, the song was meant as a joke.