Elon MT Major:
Listen up, Rob has a fangirl!
But not just any fangirl!
I think he's found himself a loon!
She met him after Jane Eyre
And went a bit insane there
She'll prob'ly know his address soon!
She comes to ev'ry show
Most more than once, you know!
She went this summer, too
To see another two!
She brings her friends!
When will it end?
Stalker, stalker!
She must be a
Stalker, stalker!
She scares me, man!
Stalker, stalker!
Bane of Elon
Stalker, stalker!
Pity Rob...
Stalker, stalker!
It's just not right!
Stalker, stalker!
Such a strange plight!
Stalker, stalker!
Has a website!
Stalker, stalker!
Pity Rob...
Pity Rob...
Pity Rob!