Ms Johnson:
When I was younger, such a weird little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like saying "bad boy," "doozie," and "cool beans"
I laughed insanely at retarded things
She even asked if i was right in the head
Then to my mom I said...
Students:
What did you say?
Ms Johnson:
I said, "Well, ma, I think someday
I'll find a way
To make my natural craziness pay!
I'll be a teacher!
I have a talent for acting insane!
I'll be a teacher!
Watching my math students writhing in pain!
They laugh when I say, 'Hubba hubba!'
They may say bad things, but
I know they love it!
Students:
Math teacher!
Ms Johnson:
And though I may cause my students distress
Students:
Distress!
Ms Johnson:
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know that my momma's proud of me!
Oh momma...
Cuz I'm a math teacher!
And a success!
Say sine!
Students:
Sine...
Ms Johnson:
Say cosine!
Students:
Cosine...
Ms Johnson:
Say tangent!
Students:
Tangent...
Ms Johnson:
Now fail!