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You Know What!  
The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is: What does woman want?  What
this woman wants, with all due respect to S. Freud, is for men to stop asking that question and to realise that women are human beings, not some alien species. They want the same things men want.
they are kind enough to tell you. Norman Cousins Liz Smith luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. Phyllis Diller fulfilling work -- and sometimes a child who will say, "I love you." Joyce Brothers end to loneliness. When you get down to the basics, it's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory … Alice Kahn Any
idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain-surgeon/criminal-lawyer/great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.
What
do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't
is worse than a streetwalker. James G Huneker Seamed
stockings aren't subtle but they certainly do the job. You shouldn't wear them when out with someone you're not prepared to sleep with, since their presence is tantamount to saying, "Hi there, big fellow, please rip my clothes off at your earliest opportunity." If you really want your escort paralytic with lust, stop frequently to adjust the seams.
Why
does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her -- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.
You wanted a snack and I wanted a plateful. Gavin Ewart - 85 Poems A woman's nay doth stand for naught. William Shakespeare - The Passionate Pilgrim Following fashion nayed him twice. Robert Greene - The Shepherd's Ode I'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay. William Shakespeare - Romeo and Juliet Girls
are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when
Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote If
a diplomat says, "Yes." He means "Maybe". If he says, "Maybe" he means "No". And if he says, "No" he's no diplomat. And that's an absolute contrast to a lady. If a lady says, "No" she means "Maybe". If she says, "Maybe" she means "Yes". And if she says, "Yes" she's no lady!
… and
then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
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