What? You mean you'd like to try this crazy sidedish!? OK, suit yourself!Here's a sample of our conversations.
Cassandra: You yike it a yot.
Demeter: Yike what?
C:You yike it a yot because he's Monty the guinea pig. I yike him a yot.
D: Oh! He's ayy soft and cuddy and I yike him a yot!
C:Yes, I know. He's ayy soft. I yike to pyay with him. Dat's wight.
D: I yike your kitty's kitties too. Dey yook yike yittle Munkustwaps.
C: I know, because we yike them so much. Yike yittle babies or sompting.
D: I can't wait to go to bayyet yator but Miss Mewissa is pwobably gonna teyl us dat we could do bettah
C: Yeah, a yot bettah. I fink she gets mad sometimes. We must be good at bayyet whether we yike it or not!
D: Dat's wight! I'm gonna twy my bestest today so she doesn't get Miss Twacie to yeyl at us. Hey yook a poptawt! I yike poptawts! Yummy!
C: Hey, I founded your woobie. I was ayy yike, "Hey, it's Tewwi's woobie!"