Khufu - The Mummy
They never ever found the remains of this
Fourth Dynasty Pharaoh who proclaimed
himself the Father Of Death then almost went
bankrupt. Khufu reigned for 23 years -
almost as long as it took the megalomaniac to
build his Great Pyramid from where he set
forth on his journey to the next life.
But somewhere along the way he saw the light
and sold out! Now hes back! Khufu II,
King Cliche - a superstar TV avangelist and
ad-guru who has turned the Valley of Kings
into Hollywood on the Nile. Endorse me!
