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Tarantino, Quentin: Quentin's no actor, but has "acted" in a few films. Somewhat heading into Has-Beenville, though I can imagine him making a "comeback." Oh, "thril.l"

Taylor, Elizabeth: She was married, what, eight times? Whatever. A media staple, though she is regarded as a talented, legendary actress. All I've seen her in was National Velvet, I think, and no child is all THAT great of an actor.

Temple, Shirley: Fine Republican woman, once sickeningly popular child actress. Her movies are kind of funny, at least.

Tetley, Walter: A voice-artist from about the 1930's- about the 1960's, Walter is best known to me as "Leroy," a bratty little child in a radio show my dad LOVES called The Great Gildersleeve. Walter was not actually a child when he was Leroy, however, he was about 18-years-old when it started, but a condition he had kept him, er, youthful...in a sense. Walter was also the voice of "Sherman"(another little boy) in Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Theron, Charlize: Deep-voiced actress regarded as some "beauty," but seems sort of...one-dimensional.

Thicke, Alan: Odd actor known for the role of corny "Jason Seaver" in Growing Pains. Involved in some May-December relationship, or at least was. He's also hosted game shows and wrote theme songs. A friend of "Leo," but hopefully, for the sake of his own dignity, not a member of his posse.

Theissen, Tiffani (Amber)

She's too "serious" to go by her first and middle name now. Does that mean she thinks her name is juvenile? I don't know if her parents would like that. Her credits are sort of juvenile...Saved By the Bell AND 90210, where her portrayal as scheming bimbo Valerie Malone is occasionally treated as "brilliant" and "the only reason to watch." Whatever. As a cast member of 90210, it could mean she might not have been a pleasure to work with or be around, but I haven't heard anything directly about her...but I haven't gone searching for anything on her, either.

Thompson, Andrea: Former NYPD Blue co-star turned CNN journalist, despite stupid nude pictures of her flying around the internet. To give her "credit," like she circulated them herself, or I certainly HOPE not.

Throne, Zachary: Actor-musician, seen more commonly acting, but would probably prefer to be doing the second. Among "Zach's" credits are 90210, where he played some drug dealing radio station manager in one season, and then about two seasons later, appeared "in disguise" singing with his friend Jamie Walters, since they record together in "real life." He was also the singing voice for an obviously tone-deaf actor in California Dreams, this dull Saved By the Bell rip-off.

Thurman, Uma: She's MARRIED to Ethan Hawke, so I'm SOOOOO jealous of her!!! As an actress, she's OKAY, I guess, but like most, I prefer when she stays in the sidelines, away from over-hypedness....unless her sexy, prince-like husband gets the same treatment!!!

Timberlake, Justin: Being in The Mickey Mouse Club and Model Behavior, do not make you an actor, pal. See "musicians" (hence the use of quotation marks.)

Tomei, Marisa: One of those people who got an Oscar, and then more or less went on to be in "unimpressive" films afterward... if you think My Cousin Vinny is a great movie, which I don't, so none of Marisa's career seems too splashy to me, even though a couple of her films are okay.

Tomlin, Lily: Out...

Travis, Nancy: WEHT? A good actress stuck with usually mediocre work, like that series she did with Kevin Pollock. I suppose I shouldn't say that, since that show might have been some "labor of love" for Nancy, but still...

Travolta, John: AKA: Travolta, L. Ron, a$ he i$ known for hi$ $cientologi$t beliefs. Or ju$t call him Mr. Battlefield Earth, as that bomb was certainly HIS "labor of love." L. Ron seems to appear in a string of movies that bomb, followed by one or two hits, making critics say he is having a "comeback." I'm not exactly waiting for John "L. Ron," "ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE ACTORS" Travolta to "come back" any time soon.

Turner, Janine: Republican.

Tweed, Shannon: Actress of "adult entertainment," maybe not on Playboy, but she's certainly a feature on those late night "F-list" debacles on stations like "Skinamax."

Tylo, Hunter: I believe I remember her having a conflict with Aaron "Papa" Spelling over...age related matters, but I don't know what became of it. She also might be a Republican, or else I am confusing her with Heather Locklear, as they were both on Melrose Place. I think I remember seeing her on some Fox Newschannel Broadcast on Election Night, and laughing at her state-namish name.

Ullman, Tracey: A comedian, not as funny as she thinks she is, or else, to be nice, maybe I just don't get her jokes.

Ulrich, Skeet: His real name is Brian, and "Skeet" is short for "Mosquito(sp?)" or something equally ridiculous. Even if that is his "nick-name," we, the film-going audience are not all his friends on nick-name basis.

Underwood, Blair: TV actor from, of all places, Tacoma, Washington.

Urich, Robert: Actor of many sudsy, schlocky TV Movies of the Week, but a cancer-survivor who seems like a decent person.

Van Damme, Jean Claude: Former staple of action movies now beyond reduced to B-movie stardom. Most of his movies don't even make THEATERS anymore. He got in trouble with a DUI, but I have no idea if his career status is what led to it. They talked about this on some silly Court TV show, where they were showing him milling around, socializing, and somebody leaned into his car and pinched his cheek. It was quite nauseating, actually.

Van Der Beek, James; Van Dien, Casper: I'm not even going to bother listing them seperately, because, except for the fact that Casper is somewhat older, these two bland, generic "himbos" (himboes?) are pretty interchangable.

Vance, Vivian: She was really Vivian Jones, but oh well. I guess she liked Lucy and Desi well enough, but she and William "Fred' Frawley hated each other, as it is well known. For awhile, during the run of Lucy, she was married to Phillip Ober, and some book made their marriage sound... troubled, but a lot of I Love Lucy books are all dramatic, so maybe I just got 'into the mood' and overreacted.

Vaughn, Vince: That Jurassic Park sequal was supposed to make him a big star, but that didn't really work out now, did it? Vince was one of the ones who got arrested during that weird bar room brawl that made Steve Buscemi get stabbed, but he wasn't actually the one who did the stabbing. Got the oh-so-harsh sentence of having to stay out of bars. Unless he can't live without them, who cares?

Vereen, Ben: His life off-stage and screen has been filled with temporary problems like suffering from a stroke, and getting ran over(accidently) by producer David Foster.

Voorhies, Lark: Played loathsome Lisa Turtle on icky Saved By the Bell. A few years after it ended, much of the cast was on some Access Hollywood-esque show talking about it, and her interview was just...weird. I guess she wanted to differentiate herself from her stupid character as possible, which is sort of annoying, like why did she play her in the first place? The way she said it came off more as CREEPY than annoying, however, though I don't remember what exactly it was she said.

Wahlberg, Donnie; Wahlberg, Mark: Donnie, you were in New Kids on the Block. Mark...remember Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch? No matter what becomes of both of your acting careers, you cannot erase the past. Speaking of pasts, some website dug up dirt on Mark's apparently "troubled" one. To give him credit, it was when he was younger. Anyway, Marky-Mark also tries to be another Hollywood Liberal, and gun-control spokesman. Whatever!

Walters, Jamie: Actor-musician; a vague teen-idol, but he's alright. Ray Pruit's one of the two characters on 90210 that I actually LIKE, even though he was NOT very well-developed, and his "abuse" of Donna was sooooooooo not done right that it didn't even really come off as "abuse," but whatever. Actually that subplot was supposed to be what made Jamie have to leave the show, because people went to his concerts and held up SIGNS?! Some huge rumor said it was "because he rejected Tori Spelling's off-screen advances. " I believe the first tale far more than the second. Still, why'd he have to go? Since leaving, Jamie recorded another album (a "nice" Ray Pruit returned, singing songs from it a couple of times), and joined a band, Elco. He has also done a couple of films, and he is said to have tried out for a very new type of role... that of a police man on the LAPD. I remember them traveling up to Washington to recruit people from my class for those tryouts, but little did I know Jamie Walters was also being swayed at likely the same time. If he gets in, does that mean he won't perform anymore?

Watson, Emily: A female Edward Norton-type "genius" with about the most boring filmography ever, so I don't appreciate the "genius" treatment.

Wayans, Damon; Wayans, Keenan Ivory; Wayans, Kim; Wayans, Marlon; Wayans, Shawn: A family of "comedians" if you like In Living Color or Scary Movie, neither of which I care for.

Weisz, Rachel: An actress that I always thought seemed pretty, er, dull, until I read something that said she COMMUNICATED with ELVIS. Now she seems pretty...off.

Whaley, Frank: AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! One of the few actors who can actually pass for YOUNGER than his age. A talent at acting! A screenwriter and director, too, so he's a MULTI-TALENT!!! He even sings and played in some band with his brother, Robert, whom he's also worked with in a couple of films. What a NICE brother!!!! He's also a friend of Ethan Hawke and Robert Sean Leonard, and was a co-founder of Malaparte. How INDUSTRIOUS!!! What a TALENT. What a PRINCE!!!! *swoon* *faint.*

Whalley-Kilmer, Joanne: I think it's just Joanne Whalley now, as she's been divorced from Val for ages and ages.

Wheaton, Wil; Whelan, Julia; White, Jaleel, Whitman, Mae: WEHT? Future WEHT. WEHT? Future WEHT?

Wilder, Gene: Comedian. Willy Wonka. Unfortunatly suffering from the same cancer that his wife died of.

Williams, Anson; Williams, Barry: I'm surprised they're not related! Former "teen" stars of the seventies, now...slightly less active. Anson directs TV shows, like 90210("Potsy cam") and Barry...seems to enjoy telling everybody what life was like "growing up Brady."

Williams, Michelle: Suffering from Domonique Swain(Swaim?) Syndrome of saying that she was a teenager, but then having something report that she was in her twenties. At least Michelle's might have been the internet, or something, meaning it might not necessarily be true(even though she looks in her twenties, and I don't mean early twenties), but the other was beyond in some news blurb.

Williams, Robin: A Super Liberal, who was supposed to have told "tasteless" jokes at some fund raiser for Hilary Clinton. Nice...

Williamson, Myelti:

Sometimes he's credited as Mikel T. Williamson, making me wonder just how genuine of a name that is... Once got in trouble for stalking his ex-wife and stabbing her boyfriend, but was acquitted of the assualt charges.

Willis, Bruce: A contradiction of being a Republican, yet he at least once made some anti-religious statement. Weird.

Wilson, Mara: Former cavity-inducing child star now probably attending school as a "normal kid" and preparing for office work.

Winfrey, Oprah: More known as a talk show host than an actress, but she's stupidly an Academy Award nominee, if I am not mistaken. Made waves and got sued over comments regarding Mad Cow Disease. I wouldn't want it, but still, Oprah, people don't need your input. Liberal.

Wolf, Scott: Played himself in an episode of the short-lived Action, Seemed to be filled with references to his height and apperance, as he apparently thinks he is short and youthful-looking. Whatever. Complained about having 14-year-old fans. Fourteen-year-old fans are better than NO fans, Scott.

Woods, James: He is either a Republican(or maybe Libertarian, or something in the ranks) or he just hated Bill Clinton.

Wyle, Noah: Beyond complains about his past projects and actors he has worked with. Some of these actors include the likes of Robert Sean Leonard. I like (LOVE!!!!!) Robert Sean Leonard. Noah Wyle has failed to impress me.

Xuxa: Beyond WEHT???

York, Dick: Went from television stardom to ...lack of employment, or other such hardships. Those silly weekend editions of Entertainment Tonight provide details of his hardships.

Young, Vincent: Uh...where to begin... let'ssee,heplayedtheroleofNoahHunter,the"troubled"alcoholicwholikedtomumbleon90210. Okay, enough of that. He also is/was dating his co-star Tori Spelling(who likes to complain a lot. Most 'bad attitude' rumors do not involve later cast members and since Mr. Young joined the cast in the 8th season, he is exempt, except once he tactlessly complained about some restaraunt serving an endangered species at his birthday party. Speaking of that, Mr. Young is also one of those actors who lies about his age, being that it says he was born in 1964, yet he turned "twenty-nine" in 2000. That's a pretty obvious blunder, so maybe he's lying under protest. Who knows?

Zabriskie, Grace: I know her from George B, an incredibly rare movie that you only get to see...if you're lucky.

Zahn, Steve: "My sister once saw him walking hand-in-hand with another man down the streets of San Francisco..." Notice the use of quotation marks. It was really just some look-alike("probably"), but Steve always acts so femmy, flamboyant and annoying in movies that I'm SURPRISED it wasn't the real deal.

Zane, Billy: Gay icon, but I don't think he is that way. WEHT?

Zellweger, Renee: I really don't care how much weight she gained or lost for the Bridget Jones movie. That's all part of the acting business, as is speaking in a British accent. That hardly should make Renee special.

Zeta-Jones, Catherine: Dull! I don't care for her name (Catherine ZETA-Jones) and I don't care about her personal life, either. She's one who seems to have been "in her early thirties" for ...quite awhile.

Ziering, Ian: Played a teen and "twenty-something" well into his thirties. Unlike some actors (Walter Tetly) you ...could tell I-ON Ziering really was in his thirties, too. Hollywood Squares and B-movies for him now.