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About Me

OK, where to start...first of all, why are you actually readin this shit? Second, I guess I should say a little bit about myself. My names Dan, I live in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do and no friends around me. If you wanna know what I look like, theres a pic down there, its kinda crazy but, hey thats me. Some shit I like to do while im stuck in the middle of nowhere are...go to work(anythings better than home), whenever I can, get aquainted with basketballs and boxing gloves. I LOVE TO BOX. I got balls and a concrete jaw, so anyone wanna brawl, gimme a call.haha. I'll box anyone, anywhere, anytime, any...well, you know what I'm saying. My idol is Muhammad Ali. Um... some things I hate are...stupid people, (shoutout to Dick Wang), racism, when people mistreat women, and ...shit, i hate everybody lol. If you wanna know anything else, e-mail me or IM me at HeyYOOitsME@aol.com.

If u wanna here me say balls, click Here

And ur prolly wonderin if i have a girlfriend right now. Well not yet but I got my eyes on some one. Their pic is below. I know she's sexy, but I think i have a chance. I actually think she likes me. Im gonna ask her out this weekend. Wish me luck.







And i dont think future girlfriend would appreciate this but if you wanna see my nude pics click Here




Dan's Top 3!!
01.50 Cent- Many Men
02.Ja Rule-Murder Reigns
03.Big Pun-%100





Dan's Top 3 Bad Songs!!
01.Goddamn girls with pianos!.
02.Anything country.
03.Avril Lavigne- Does it ever stop?!


01.Rap City The Bassment
02.Cedric the Entertainer Presents...
03.Bernie Mac Show





And for all you stalkers heres my address and phone number.

Dan Kluegel
19 s. Baltimore St.
Dillsburg, PA 17019
(717)432-1130