Pretty simple really. Just a bunch of useful links that I have collected. I'll try to put them into some order and I spose I'll try to make sure that they all work, but you know how crazy the internet is... so don't come whining to me if they stuff up!

Below you'll find links on Funny Stuff, Movies, Music, Various Crap and Desktop Themes.

Funny Stuff: 

Laugh I almost did! I've heard that humor can be a great source of amusement, but I think that that's a joke really... Here are some links that should make you smirk and stuff.

User Friendly     Follow the daily antics of the guys at Columbia Internet. If you know anything about geeks then you'll love this daily comic strip. Also includes a funny link for the day at the bottom of the page.

Cruel Site of the Day     Visit sites at random that all have one thing in common - a cruel sense of humor.

 Computer Stupidities     The world is full of stupid people and a lot of them try to use computers. Read all about what happens when stupid people meet the silicon chip.

The Toilet Paper     Sort of a magazine that's written on toilet paper. I can't confess to have read it extensively as I always get the urge to take a dump whenever I log on.
Movies:

 Drew's Script-O-Rama     Great place to find film and TV scripts. Print them out and look like a Hollywood producer

 Desert net's Film Vault      Reviews and interviews a plenty. Impress your friends with your up to date movie knowledge.

 Music Man's Movie Posters     Spruce up that boring room with a couple of your favorite movie posters. I actually use this sight to make covers for the scripts that I steal from Drew's script-o-rama.

 What's on at Hoyts     This sight is really only useful to fellow Australians. Hoyts is a local theater chain. If you live in the US you can still see a Hoyts movie - but I'd leave about 30 hours before the film starting time to allow for air travel and customs searches and stuff like that.

City Search Film Guide     Same as above, this is only useful for Ausies. It's part of the Sydney Morning Herald film guide and will tell you what's on, where and when.

Jessie's Films      Last I checked Jessie reckoned he was actually abandoning the upkeep of this sight, but it's still worth a look. Lot's of downloadable movie clips and stuff like that.

Sound America    Thousands of downloadable samples from movies and TV shows including theme songs in Wav and Midi format. Great place to find sounds to slow down your system every time your computer even thinks about doing something.

Cannibal - The musical     If you haven't seen this film then there's definitely something missing in your life. This is a tribute page to the film. It's made by Matt and Trey of Southpark ilk and deals with Americas first convicted cannibal. A Shpadoinkal film if ever there was one.

Nude Celeb's     What page would be complete without at least on porno sight? Check out your favorite celebrities as God intended them to be seen. Absolutely free - no tricks to this one.

Music:

Triple J      The only radio station worth listening to in Australia. They play a lot of alternative stuff and have presenters that actually have brains. You can also listen to JJJ live on the web.

Lyrics Connection     A lot of stupid lawyers are shutting down most of the sights that publish song lyrics. This one is still going so give them some support and sign whatever protests you can.

TMBG     They Might Be Giants are one of the weirdest bands ever to come out of the late eighties. Do their songs mean something or do they just take too many drugs? One of those unanswerable questions I spose.

The Cure     I used to spend a good deal of time trying to look like Robert Smith. Thankfully those days are behind me and I can leave the house now without spending 3 hours in front of a mirror with a stick of eyeliner. Kids today do the same thing but with Marylin Manson. I like his music, but you could fall in love to a cure song. Get romantic to a Manson song and you could end up hurting yourself or being arrested for crimes against humanity.
 

Various Crap:

Cave Clan     Explore the wonderful underground network of storm water drains and tunnels about Australia. I am a member of the Cave Clan and we always love to take new people underground. Some we even bring back out too!

Drink Recipes      Learn to mix all those exotic drinks that you've only ever heard about in the movies. If you're planning a cocktail party then send me a message and I'll pop round with my favorite lampshade on my head.

Biography Online     Who was that masked man? Well with this page you can find out. Info on who's who and more.

Guide To Grammar     Ever wonder what all those weird squigly lines on your keyboard were for? Find that people don't have a clue what your talking about? Maybe you should visit excellent guide to grammar. A must for budding writers and people that smoked too much pot during English class.

Name Meanings     Find out what your name means or embarrass your friends with their true name meanings. Some writers like Robert A Hienlien like to make their characters names have actual meaning.

Jar Jargonizer     Why not send emails that read like Jar Jar Binks wrote them? A great way to loose friends! Also convert any web page to Jar Jar style speech.

Fantasy Name Generator     Writing a fantasy novel? Play D&D but can't think of a name for you character? The fantasy name generator will solve all your problems.

Desktop: 

All these sights are full of stuff that you can use to make your computer beep and buzz and flash. Great for people who want to impress their friends or for those who think their computer runs too fast and want to slow it down a bit by clogging it up with graphics and sound effects.

 
Kenja's Desktop Themes
Active themes
Desktop Heaven
Win 95 Themes
Screens and Themes
Eye on the web
Freethemes
Desktop Themes Installer

 

That's all I've got for now... Back to the Main Page with you.