for the sake of rhyme: I and II
I
my clock is ticking ticky ticky,
perfectionists are way too picky,
wads of gum are oh so sticky,
too much sucking leaves a hickey.
eenie meenie caught a toe,
grab the tiger from down low,
screaming, squirming hydie hoe,
he can't bite you he's too slow.
inside, upside, outside, high,
bake the baker cherry pie,
bed wetting jokes are very dry,
insults, insults, me oh my.
II
pumpkin rolling off the table,
midget sits and tells a fable,
t.v.'s worthless without cable,
people say that i'm unstable.
ever sink into your chair?
ever take a double dare?
ever lie and say you care?
ever ever never swear?
i dress my dog in golden chains,
i wash my clothes when it rains.
they say bleach can cure your stains,
careful not to clean your veins.
eight pin! ten pin! six pin, no!
curving! swerving! oh please go!
hooking! sinking! dropping, doh!
one pin short of three-oh-oh.
funky people got the jive,
let's play catch with the beehive.
watch the psycho perform live,
one one thousand two one five.
have a marble in my basket,
take a nap inside a casket,
too much milk i've blown my gasket,
can't take glass i'll have to flask it.
