Jobless after the quizzes
? …here's a short list of things to do
Watch a Mithun movie (this a bong special effect for KT) : You've
gotta admire the guts of the guy to remain in the industry
despite scoring a century of flops.
Play connect the dots with the pimples on your dirty face.
Dip your feet in a puddle in Tarams and pray for Leptospirosis.
Send letters with talcum powder in it to that bitch who dumped
you.
Learn to play footer even though India is ranked 121st in the
world…out of 125 countries.
Write such articles that make people give you gaalis by the ton.
Read such fillers and give gaalis.
Wet dreams @ IIT
Its raining hajjaar and I had a few dreams last night
Silk Route performed Dooba Dooba at OAT…underwater ! The
passes were made of plastic and we needed oxygen cylinders to
enter.
The computer rooms in our hostels had materialized and we were
attending online lectures as it was imposs to cycle to classes.
A fishing competition was held at Sangam and Alak won (we had
invested a lot in Fevikwick)
Weird but True
---Some news items from around the world.
1. Kevin E Tibbs , 21, arrested in Brunswick, Md. in February.
According to the officer, Tibbs attempted to steal a parking
meter and was trying to conceal it in his pants when he was
stopped.
2. Motorcyclist, David Gripon was injured in a collision near
Escomolito, Calif, in July when he lost control of the bike on
interstate 15, as Gripon came alongside a car with bare feet
sticking out of the passenger window, he reached out to tickle
them and ran into the car in front him.
3. Scott D, carpenter ,27 filled a lawsuit in September against
the management company of Three rivers and its chief
concessionaire because they allowed him buy too many beers during
a 1989 Steelers game and then failed to warn him about the danger
of riding on escalator handrails due to which he was injured in a
drunken fall.
4. Edward L Menessey retired after 12 years as chief executive of
the Allied-Signal Conglomerate. Menessey was so poorly respected
that his departure caused the value of Allied-signal stock to
rise. In fact, the value of Menessey's own stock in Allied-Signal
grew by $7 million…..because the investors believed that the
company was better without him.
5. Donna Clark, 26, and Paul Kramer,31, faced various charges in
Merchantville, NJ, when Clark allegedly grabbed $216 worth of
film and walked out a drugstore. The couple's name and address
were given by their 6 year old son who was in the store ate the
time but he was forgotten by the couple in their haste to make a
getaway.
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#366 B
THE MOUTH-WATERING RECIPE.
1-tender chicken
2-breasts
3-nuts
1-banana
1-cherry
1-chilli flakes
cream to taste
Take tender chicken in your hands. Holds the breasts carefully
and massage gently until hard. Mince the flakes until powder.
Spread legs, put banana in, till cherry pops, nuts crack and
banana creams. Let cool…if cake rises get the hell out of
town!
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FINALLY.........
"If your opponent has only two possible
options, you can be sure that he will take the third."
-Napolean.
"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor
touched…but are felt in the heart."
-Helen Keller.
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone
discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it
will instantly disappear and be replaced with something even more
bizarre and inexplicable………
There is another theory which states that this has already
happened."
---Douglas Adams,
"College life is the interval between submission to your
mother and subjection to your wife."
"Why is there so much month left at the end
of the money?!!"
"I will live forever or die trying to"
"Any new venture goes through the following stages -
Enthusiasm, Complication, Disillusionment, Search for the Guilty,
Punishment of the Innocent, Decoration of those who did
nothing."
ABY BABY
Amitabh has a temple to his name
But it won't last - what a shame !
His role in Aks will cause an uproar …
Another Babri masjid in store ???