GENERATION GAP
WHEN
GRANDPA SAW MY NEW HAIRDO,
ALL
HIS HAIR STOOD ON THEIR ENDS,
ON
HEARING THE REMIX OF OLD FILM SONGS
HE
CURSED THE LATEST TRENDS.
MY
FAVORITE METALLICA ALBUM
MAKES
HIM STUFF COTTON IN HIS EARS.
AND
A HARMLESS GLANCE AT MY WARDROBE,
HELPS
ONLY TO COMPOUND HIS FEARS.
ON
SEEING OUR LOVELY MTV VJs,
HE
WAS SEETHING WITH ANGER.
AND
A VISIT TO THE TRENDY PIZZA JOINT,
KILLED
HIS DAY’S HUNGER.
HE
SIMPLY LOVES TO GET BAFFLED,
BY
ALL THE SHORT FORMS IN MY “VOCAB”,
BUT
IT’S TIME I STOPPED RIDICULING HIM,
AND
BLAMED THE GENERATION GAP.
--MAMMO#266C