DO YOU KNOW IIT LINGO ? !
OB, BUT HAJAAR ARBIT FUNDAS R THERE THAT ARE SLYSHA OUTAX. SO FRESHIE JUNTA LOSE ENTHUSE AFTER GETTING PAINED AND RODDED BY THE LINGO THEY LEARN, THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO DO HERE BUT TO FART, GRUB AND CRASH.
FROM
THE DAY ONE ENTERS THE SO-CALLLED FUNDOO CAMPUS STRANGE WORDS PERCOLATE THE
WALLS (SOME EROTIC SOME EXOTIC SOME CUPPAX).
BETWEEN
THE WALLS SITS A CONFUSED MIND TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THE BLABS
AROUND HIM.
INDEED
IT IS THE SAME LAZY AND CRAZY IIT LINGO THAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.IT IS ONLY
AFTER COMING TO IIT THAT I REALISED THAT RG NOT ONLY APPLIES TO GIRLS BUT ALSO
TO STUDIES AS DOES THE TERM ‘DESPO’.
TO
BEGIN WITH THERE ARE THE MOST RUDIMENTARY ONES LIKE DIRO, INSTI, STUD ETC. THAT
ANY 7th GRADER CAN CRACK.
THEN
COMES HAJAAR, A TERM FRAMED BY GULTS AND TAMS WHO WERE TRYING TO SPEAK A FEW
GOOD HINDI WORDS. JUNTA AND SHADY ARE QUITE ‘COOL’. BUT, THE MOST MISLEADING OF
THEM IS TOOL (WHILE AWAY). HOW CAN ONE TOOL IN IITM WITH GOODMAN AND CGPA
AROUND?
THE
LAZIEST OF THE LOT IS OB (ONLY 20% OF THE ORIGINAL WORD). THE MOST CLASSICAL
SLOGAN ACHE IS ROD, WHICH WITH SOME CONJUGATION BY IIT GRAMMAR PUNDITS BECOMES
RODDED. I THINK N.M COINAGE WILL MAKE IT RODDEDABLE.
THERE
ARE ALSO SOME MUSEUM PIECES, WHICH ARE FOUND EXCLUSIVELY IN THE GCU BROCHURE
LIKE LEPER, TAM AND GULT. TAM AND GULT ARE WELL KNOWN BUT DIG IS THW WORK OF
SOME HI FUNDA RANDOM SELCTION PROCESS.
CRASH
WAS PERHAPS FROM A DUMB PROGRAMMER WHO DOZED OFF, TIRES OF CRASHING HIS
PROGRAMS. “R-THERE’ AND BLAH_BLAH_BLAH WERE FORCED INTO EXISTENCE WHEN IITians
REALIZED THAT THEY WERE LAGGING BEHIND IN THE CRAZY RUSH TO INVENT NEW CYBER
REBURES.
THIS
MAKES IIT LINGO SO OUTAX OR ARBIT AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--BAPU#265B