TATTU THE TANSEN
THERE R GUYS. AND THERE R GUYS. TATTU IS THAT SORT OF GUY WHOM
WOULD LOVE TO HATE AND HATE TO LOVE AT THE SAME TIME. ONE LOOK AT THE DEN IS
ENOUGH TO SEND U PACKING FOR DAYS.THERE ARE DAYS WHEN HIS NEIGHBOURS ARE FORCED
TO FORCE HIM CLEAN HIS ROOM. BUT THIS GUY SEEMS TO RELISH THIS. HIS SMALL THICK
LIPS, DROOPING EYES AND PARROT NOSE NATURALLY GIVE HIM AN “I M CONFUSED AND
AMUSED.”
HE IS CAPABLE OF CRACKING FUNDOO PJs OUT OF THE MOST TRIVIAL
THINGS U WILL IMAGINE. AND SOMETIMES, HE GOES AROUND OFFERING ADVICES BASED ON
HIS PET FUNDAES ON BIOLOGY (A LA HUMAN BIOLOGY). HE ALSO CONDUCTS ONE OF THOSE
PECULIAR EXPERIMENTS ON HIS OWN FRIENDS, WHICH EVEN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS MAY
SHOUT AT. KNOWN FOR HIS ENTHU IN HOCKEY ESPECIALLY AS A GOALIE, HE IS ALSO AN
EVEREADY PLAYER OF CHESS. IN CHESS, BOTH HIS NOVELTIES AND GOOFS R EQUALLY POP
AMONG JUNTA.
THESE THINGS APART, THERE IS ONE THING THAT ONLY HE, TATTU THE
TANSEN CAN BE. THAT BEING HIS FLAIR FOR ‘SINGING’. JUNTA IN GENERAL SING,
SOMETIMES FOR THEIR ENJOYMENT AND SOMETIMES FOR OTHER’S ENTERTAINMENT. BUT THIS
GUY, NEVER FAILS TO PAIN THE NEXT GUY WHEN HE SINGS, HUMS OR WHATEVER U CALL
IT. HIS ‘NOW FAMOUS’ CACOPHONIC BARITONES RENDERED WITH A PASSIONATE FASHION
COME WITH HIS TRADE MARK STYLE. JUNTA HAS BY NOW COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT
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IF THESE THINGS FAIL TO ATTRACT YOU, CONSIDER THIS – HIS ETERNAL
POLICY OF ‘BE HAPPY AND ENJOY LIFE’. IT IS RARE TO SEE HIM IN A BAD TEMPER OR
EVEN MORE RARE TO SE HIM IN TENSION. HE IS THE COOL, DEVIL CARE ATTITUDE TYPE.
EVEN DURING THE QUIZZES WHEN JUNTA MUG THIS GUY REMAINS COOL AS A CUCUMBER
BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF WHAT IS GOING AROUND. BUT AROUND 12’o IN THE NITE BEFORE
THE EXAM, HE COMES TO ‘VIRGIN’ AND JUST SAYS ‘KAKKURA MAAMA’. (BLURT OUT
FUNDAES, UNCLE). MAKING HIM DO AN XTRA PHYSICAL WORK IS AS DIFFICULT AS MAKING
CHELSEA BEAUTIFUL. HE IS CARVING, PERSONIFIED, IN THE MORNINGS, SO MUCH SO
THAT, U GET THE FEELING OF WAKING ‘KUMBAKARNA’, BANGING YOUR HEAD AS MUCH AS
HIS DOOR. TATTU BELIEVES IN LIVING A COMPLETE BALANCED LIFE. THIS HE DOES BY
REGULARLY GOING TO GYM, PUTTING ENTHU IN GAMES AND YES, DOING A 5-HOUR PENENCE
IN THE CLASSES. THE WAY HE CRASHES, LEAVES EVEN THE PROF A BIT SHAMEFUL. IT IS
A BEAUTY TO SEE HIM SUDDENLY WAKE FROM HIS SLUMBER AND STARE AT THE PROF WHO IS
EQUALLY PUZZLED. THESE THINGS APART, HE IS ALWAYS A GOOD FRIEND OFFERING HIS
HELP WHEN NEEDED.
LONG LIVE TATTU THE TANSEN!
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