'Threeeee seeeeex threeeee, localcaaal'. The blaring speakers always a painful reminder of the absence of a significant companion in most people?s lives?except for a few 'err'lucky ones. Nowadays the frequency sure has reduced. No, no problems in the heart to heart department, in fact an improvement has taken place for which Mr. 363 can be mighty thankful. With a phone with an outside connection in Chari?s room, no more does the Lady Love have to subject the Casanova to degrading running-down-the-stairs screaming? ?OOO?Ok.? Have a blast, 363, until it lasts.
Ain?t our lives much better now? Yes, there is a God. No wonder then, that we now have life saving services like Patisserie and Nandhiniee, which have vastly improved the general nutrition in the emaciated IITian. All the hostels including Alak, have had their bogs refurbished, so at least now they look like community toilets and not the pig sties through which a hog with a bad stomach has been through. . Up until last year 'Dodi & Co.' more or less signified Dodi and Nasreen. With Nasreen having passed out, Dodi is seen entering and much to Alak?s benefit qualifying in Lit events with Parande. Umm'yeah so he had a change of heart or should we say change of preference. Once again, junta have reposed the authorities' claim that giving more services to the students ultimately results in abuse. On paying a visit to the CC, it wouldn?t be uncommon to find people listening to streaming music. The 'country' junta would stream songs that they already have on their tapes, lowering speeds for everyone and being a pain in the ass for others. Not only that, once again someone was caught for watching porno in the CC. When will people here learn, that resources here are limited? When will they learn that stuff like bandwidth problems do exist? Grow up kids! Get a life, while your puny little minds allow you to do so. Alak has made a great start towards Lit-Soc victory with teams qualifying in Picto and Main Quiz.
Main Quiz : Parande and Co.
Nalayak.
Picto : Boondi, Goofy and Percent.
Parande, Dodi and Mammo.
We opened our points tally with Chandola and % bringing us the gold in 'Antakshari'. The best freshie team was also from Alak More good news' we were the runners-up in 'Treasure Hunt'. Right now we are leading the Lit-Soc tally along with Jam.
Waiting for more such news in the future.
It has been noticed that just like last year, the bulk of players for footer in the quadrangle come from the ground floor rooms. It can be argued that if a person living on the ground floor slips in his room he will fall in the quadrangle. Lets have some enthu from people living in the upper floors shall we?
Even after numerous attempts to elicit some response from freshies in the form of participation, the freshie participation level remains egregious compared to other hostels. Freshies seem unnecessarily wary of approaching seniors. Some really goat-headed freshies, actually rode their bikes till Satyam and one ended up losing his bike. Would it hurt you guys to ask your seniors for fundaes? With the impending doom looming large over the students in the form of the proposed closure of the Tarams and Vales gates, one wonders what could have been the cause, which warranted such a step. No more unhygienic Chinese grub, mid-night coffees during quizzes or cold drinks at night. Worst of all, no STD calls during off peak hours. As SFC is heavily crowded junta prefer Tarams. The one and only source of all knowledge in the Insti, ? Alak ka sirf ek _____?, gives a very illuminating insight to this. Apparently some Matka student got a whore from Vales into his room and then refused to pay her. So next time when he went to Vales, some goons beat him up. To prevent bad publicity the Dean though it fit to close down the gates. Considering the source of this information, you better believe it.
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Dodi and Co.
Playing music is forbidden in the CC.
Lit Soc beginnings.
Footer only for ground floor people or wot?
Enthuless freshies = death for Alak Lit.
The source of all knowledge vents forth once again.