You Know Your Living in the Computer Age When....
1. You just tried to enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's
time to eat. He emails
you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web
site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from
South Africa,
but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor
this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken
noodle soup to
see if it contains Echinacea.
7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file
of your
newborn so she can create a screen saver.
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see
if anyone is home.
9. Every commercial on television has a web-site
address at the
bottom of the screen.
10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of
date and
now sells for half the price you paid.
11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't
have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause
for panic and turning
around to go get it.
12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to
make a purchase would
be a hassle and take planning.
13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast
food bags
out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family
is that they
do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully
slow.
16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing
cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored
Post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
in person.
19. You get an extra phone line (or a ADSL/cable
modem) so you can
get phone calls.
20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this
awful feeling,
as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
21. You get up in morning and go online before getting
your coffee.
22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and
check your
E-mail on your way back to bed.
23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
24. You're reading this.
25. Even worse; you're going to send/forward it to someone
else
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