Have You Ever Wondered?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations??
- Do pilos take crash course?
- Does killing time damage erenity?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
- Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- Does the screwdriver belong to Philip?
- Why is it night falls but day breaks?
- Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
- How many weeks are there in a light year?
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
- How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?
- Do Roman paramedics refer ot IV's as "4's"?
- Can you buy an entire chest set in a pawnshop?
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
- If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear ear-muffs?
- Daylight savings time? Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?
- Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
- Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is there only one Monopoloies Commission?
- If smoking damages your health, how does it cure kippers?
- Do Malayan musicians play in rubber bands?
- If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?
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