*Fe Fi Fo Fum Which beanstalk did you fall from?*
*May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper*
*Don't drink and drive. Because if you hit a bump your drink may spill all over your lap*
*Mirror Mirror on the wall whose the shortest one of all*
*This blows monkey nuts*
*Am I good or Am I good*
*I see dumb people*
*Alpha-Kenny-One (read or say really fast)*
*You wanna get laid? Well go crawl up a chicken's butt and wait*
*im smarter then you average box of rocks*
*Shut up I dont want to hear your stupid little problems*
*If life was like a beauty contest, everyone would be a loser. Because theres something ugly about each of us*
*Roses are red Violets are blue I'm cute and what the hell happened to u*
*You can't spell Crap with out Rap*
*Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?*
*So don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is that fucked up and cold*
*Fuck a Duck*--i say that when im mad
