Movie Quotes
Hackers
Cereal Killer: FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!
The Plague: There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring.
Cereal Killer: Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.
Mrs. Murphy: What did you learn in school today?
Dade Murphy: Revenge.
Edward Scissorhands
Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
Kim Boggs: Hold me.
Edward Scissorhands: I can't.
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Nightmare Before Christmas
Mayor: Jack! I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions on my own!
Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue.
The Matrix
Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Morpheus: You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, that's not far from the truth.
Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.
Rhineheart: You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson.
Morpheus: What is "real"? How do you define "real"?
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.
Disney's Tarzan
[Jane draws Tarzan on the chalkboard]
Professor Porter: Shall I leave you and the blackboard alone for a little while?
Jane Porter: I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth!
12 Monkeys
Jeffrey Goines: There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion.
L.J. Washington: Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?
Jeffrey Goines: There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim!
Jeffrey Goines: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules!
Jeffrey Goines: Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!
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The Crow
T-Bird: This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back.
T-Bird: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.
T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my men got himself perished.
Top Dollar: Yeah and who might that be?
T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
Top Dollar: Gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin. [sniffs]
Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
Sarah: People used to think that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes... only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right.
Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.
Albrecht: You, don't move!
Eric Draven: I thought cops always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I say "don't move." Move, Snow White, and you're dead!
Eric Draven: And I say I am dead... and I move.
[Skank puts a gun to Tin Tin's head.]
Skank: Fuck you, Tin Tin!
[Tin Tin puts a knife to Skank's throat.]
Tin Tin: Hey, that shit ain't even loaded, man.
[Funboy points a gun at Tin Tin.]
Funboy: But this one is.
[T-Bird points a gun at all three of them.]
T-Bird: Which of you Motor City motherfuckers wants to bet me THIS ONE ISN'T?!
Eric Draven: It can't rain all the time.
Eric Draven: Little things use to mean so much to Shelley -- I thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.
Sarah: People used to think that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes... only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right.
Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.
[Just before he stabs Tin-Tin]
Eric Draven: Victims; aren't we all?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Missy: Hi, Bill. Hi, Ted. Need a ride?
Bill: Sure, Missy! I mean, Mom.
[She smiles]
Ted: [whispering to Bill] Your step-mom's cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshman?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
History Teacher: Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Ted: Dude, it's Sigmund Frood!
Bill: Extra credit, dude. Let's bag him!
Ted: [to Freud] How's it goin' Frood-dude?
The Princess Bride
Wesley: As you wish.
Inigo Montoya: Hallo, My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Priest: Wuv, twu wuv, wilw fowow yow foweva, so chewish yow wuv?
Wesley: No one of consequence.
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