Men In Tights Quotes

• "(Rottingham)I was mad at you before, Locksley, but know I'm really pissed off!!"
  "(A-choo)Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses weiner, I'd be worried about being pissed on!"
• "(Prince John)Save me, save me! Hurt them, hurt them!"
  "(Rottingham)Ok, save them save them! Hurt you, Hurt you! I've got it!'
• "(Little John)They call me Little John, but don't let my name fool you! In real life, I'm really Big!"
  "(Robin)I'll take your word!"
• "(BLinkin) Ahhhh, Master Robin, you lost your arms in battle, but ya grew some nice boobs!"
• "(Blinkin)I can see!!!!!!!!!!! (runs into tree) Nope i was wrong."
• "(little John)A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll and if we don't get no toll then we dont eat no rolls.. I made that up myself"
• "(Blinkin)This never would have happened if your father were alive..
  (Robin)He's dead?
  (Blinkin)Yes..
  (Robin)And my mother?
  (Blinkin)She died of Pnemonia whilst... you were away..
  (Robin)my brothers?
  (Blinkin)They were all taken by the plauge..
  (Robin)My dog pongo?
  (Blinkin)Run over by a carriage..
  (Robin)My goldfish goldie?
  (Blinkin)Eaten by the cat..
  (Robin)My Cat?
  (Blinkin)Choked on the goldfish... Oh its good to be home ain't it Master Robin!"
• "no ding ding without the wedding ring"
• "(Robin)Blinkin', what are you doing up there?
  (Blinkin) I'm... guessing. I'm guessing no one is coming.
  (Robin)Blinkin' get down from there... twit.
• "(Prince John)You changed your name to Latrine?
  (Latrine)Yeah, it used to be Shithouse!
• "1) Good morrow Abbott.
  2) Good morrow.
  3) HEY AB-BOTT !!
  2) I hate that guy!"
• "Blinkin, Fix your boobs. You look like a bleedin' Picasso."
• (Broomhilde)"Is there anything i can do for u?"
  (Little John)"Yeah you can get off me."
  (Robin) "Little John!!!"
  (Little John)"I panicked"
• (Blinkin')"Your father wanted me to give you this. He said it holds the key to the greatest treasure in all the land. May I keep it?"