I've got scurvy cakes, scurvy cakes
get you a cup of coffee
and enjoy them with your...toast
scurvy cakes, oh yeah!

I need some vitamin C
can't you see that I'm vitamin deficient
as I hunch over you with my bad breath
and you pat me on the back and you hurt my spine
my spine it does hurt as I walk around hunched over

I have scurvy cakes, oh yeah!
oh yeah, scurvy cakes, I got scurvy cakes

come around I got a platter full
and I'm sweating up some vitamin C
and you can see that I have got a scurvy back,
got a curvy back, got a curvy back
like scoliosis and I walk like I just got off a horse with rickets
and I got, I got all the major vitamin deficiency diseases
like scurvy cakes, oh yeah!

I have scurvy cakes, I've got ricket bread
I have scoliosis, halitosis
and I can't understand why I feel this way
I get really shaky when I drive down to Florida
with all the orange trees around me
I break out in a rash
cause I've got scurvy cakes, oh yeah!
Oh scurvy cakes

And it takes a lot of time for me to walk down the stairs
with my rickets and my scoliosis

(Ron you got a really curvy spine)
Got a curvy spine, got a curvy spine, got a scurvy spine
and a scoliosis and I got rickets, and my
scapula shakes, my scapula shakes with my scurvy cakes
oh yeah, I got scurvy cakes