DA FUNNY STUFF! (hopefully)
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
And now... VARIOUS SATURN-ISMS!!!!
Watermelons have lips so they can kiss froggies!
Some dinosaurs ate meat while other ate gravy!
British people fight dragons so they don't get fiery!
The Statue of Liberty has long legs because she carries a torch!
Elephants dont eat spare ribs!
Octagons won't fit in squares because rectangles are made of cheese!
New York is on the East Coast because canaries are yellow!
Yahtzee!
You're welcome!
The Funniest (In my opinion and in no particular order... simply as I think of them) WWF/WWE moments.
Chris Jericho serenading Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley with his rendition of Let the Boobies Hit the Floor recently after her breast augmentation surgery.
The overzealous fan hopping the barricade during the RVD/Eddie Guerrero IC title ladder match and knocking Eddie off of the ladder.
HHH leading the audience in Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye to Stephanie McMahon after beating her in a matc with the sipulation that if she lost, she would leave the WWF forever.
This is Your Life for the Rock led by the immortal Mankind.
