My mom is not a woman anymore, 
She dresses like a man 
She's not as feminine as she 
Used to be before. 
Now she is so damned masculine. 

I open my eyes 
My mom's not a woman anymore 
She's wearing a disguise 
Everytime she leaves through that door 

My mom's not quite the same 
As she was in the past 
If I misbehave she kicks my ass 

My mom's not quite the 
Woman that she was before 
When my friends come over 
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor 

My mom's a transvestite