It's christmas eve and i've only wrapped two fuckin' presents.
christmas eve and i've only wrapped two fuckin' presents.

And i hate, hate, hate your guts,
i hate, hate, hate your guts,
And i'll never talk to you again

unless your dad will suck me off.
i'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock.
i'll never talk to you again.
ejaculate into a sock
i'll never talk to you again.
i'll never talk to you again.

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs.
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinin' hotdogs.
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's alway's shitin' shittin' his pants.
And i'll never talk to you again

unless your dad will suck me off.
i'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock.
i'll never talk to you again.
ejaculate into a sock
i'll never talk to you again.
i'll never talk to you again.